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I win! mwahahahah bow before your new god, mortals! :D

excellent, /me rubs hands together in an evil manner

threads go off topic because that is the way the human mind works, it jumps and links topics that are related, war to religion to commerce to the best kind of pancakes, objects and concepts are linked inexplicably together in the mind, and as such ideas jump the gap between thoughts and spark...

i got kicked in the head at my friends house, don't remember why, i think it was an accident, i got kicked right in the temple (he still had his shoe on of course) and my eye burst a few blood vessels, looked rather red in the mirror, oh yeah, and i was temporarily blinded because of the kick...

**audible gasp** what program be that that allowath such brilliance emboddied into the form of a desktop? ye gads man, memory and cpu usage, drive space, AND a sexy looking clock? i beseech ye Great Gat, dessiminate your perfection unto us mortals! pleeeeease! Also, my own desktops...

sheesh, sorry, it just bugs me when people find something wrong with canada, they are looking too hard i say! too hard! curse them.

a little over-exaggeration never hurt nobody, *whistles innocently*

gah!! we had like, three cases, and those cows were all born before the feeding practice alterations were put into place. We have adaquete safety procedures and you damn americans are just being paranoid as usual!! argh!

Says Jin Ingram from Discovery Channel and Daily Planet, they are both truly wonderful and with their combined forces have put forth a hallowing positive out for all video game players everywhere! click ye olde linke below and be sure to click the "video" button so you can see Jay Ingram in...

i'm sure he means that his science teacher told him the physiological effect pot has on you, not that he taught him how to smoke it properly -_-

and i find myself a sig, finally, after years of searching i have stumbled upon pure hilarity encased within text. bravo.

Nirvana, end of discussion, the rest of the 90's blew completely.

that makes two of us Lost, :laugh:

Angry Lawyer, you are an intelligent person, and i respect you, and any decisions you may choose to make. i also have faith that you will make the right decision for you, no one else can say whether it is right or wrong, it's up to you. personally however i find it perfectly acceptable, though...

jumping out of my treehouse with an umbrella because i expected to float to the ground. woe betide mary poppins, woe betide her.

sandwhiches, i start making them and i just cant stop, they taste so good. all that salami, enough to choke a donkey.

yeah, i thought the same thing when i opened mozilla when i booted up, i thought "google's down? internet's down? oh noes!" and then i saw my little firewall was ok so i thought "hum, that's weird!" and clicked my bookmark to hl2.net so i saw that worked so everything is ok. phew!

oh mein gawd, google.ca is DOWN for the count! it's the END OF THE WORLD PEOPLE, i'll start making the "repent sinners" signs, i want everyone else to run around screaming like decapitated chickens.

that's like giving a porshe a paintjob to make it look like liquid ass.

the only reason i'm not poking fun at you for using a mac is because that avatar is just so damn cool, the awesomeness of the avatar outweights the sadistic computer you happen to be using. therefore. bonzai! /me tosses confetti into the air and in all the confusion throws a ninja star at...