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You were right not to sell the farm, Ray.

At last.

This forum is not dead. Death would be a kindness. No, this board is a shriveled husk drawing ragged breath through atrophied lungs, suckling futilely at the air through teeth clenched in a pained scowl, its every exhalation a cough of dust and regret. It silently curses every inhalation, its...

2003s are the best elitists.

I only end up coming here whenever I'm trying to google "vagina" and the address bar autofills "valvetime" just as I hit enter, which usually leaves me upset and disoriented 'cause I've already got my pants down and now I'm reading about cell phones and Duke Nukem quotes.

Merry Christmas, butts. This was the first thing that popped up when I typed "Christmas" into Youtube, so enjoy some leopards with fancy-ass watches.

In an interview he stated that he wanted to make a movie that would have made his twelve-year-old self's head explode.

StarMonkey I don't think I ever recall you having a Santa hat avatar. Get on that.

Apparently Shrek wearing a Santa hat is a thing. Oh god that face.

I'd buy the hell out of that Chicago Ted shirt, if only it didn't have the L4D2 logo on it. That way it would only be a reference people who played the games would get, and when people asked me where it was from I could pretend like I was cooler than those plebs.

Hello Araviss. Do you like video games with turtles, or must your love of video games and turtles remain forever separate?

I thought it was okay. They did a good job giving the dwarves more personality, and Radagast was cool.

I ain't feeling it. I love giant robots. I love giant monsters. I love giant robots fighting giant monsters. For whatever reason, a reason I can't articulate, I am just not about Robot Jox + G Gundam + Big O with that rocket punch at the end + Evangelion + Cloverfield + that axe-headed monster...

God damn it Vegeta stop playing Dota 2 for like five minutes and put a hat on.

There's only like 3 avatars wearing them and the rest of you sons of bitches need to get with the holiday spirit. I'm serious as ****.

Well sure, I was just poking at the fact that it isn't what I'd call a "household" name. Coke is a household name. Nintendo is a household name. I'm sure the average household doesn't know what the hell an "Alpha Centauri" is. :p But yeah, I dunno, finding Earth-sized rocks that are just as...

No, no I'm pretty sure it's not, Greg. I'll be more excited when they say they've found something in the habitable zone. Not that detecting a molten rock the size of our planet isn't...something...but I'm just not feelin' this space news, and I'm usually all up on space news.

*reading comments on that link* You tell 'em, my Swedish friend.