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  1. Danimal

    Bully victim fights back

    Everybody in Australia got over this like a month ago. Have fun with it though.
  2. Danimal

    Finally, a reason to live in Russia

    All the news in Australia always say our average is D, though.
  3. Danimal

    Image Dump IX (ALL POSTS MUST CONTAIN PICTURES)

    New ad showing up at local train stations and tourist hot-spots - they're adopting the shock campaign styles that cigarette packets must carry.
  4. Danimal

    How do people handle capped internet?

    Go outdoors now and then. That's right.
  5. Danimal

    Image Dump IX (ALL POSTS MUST CONTAIN PICTURES)

    Did she have botox in her lips or something? There's just something so... Artificial Colours and Flavourings about that model.
  6. Danimal

    RIP Nate Dogg

    I thought at least one dude would've posted in this thread by now. A grand opportunity to snidely insult you! I've only ever known Nate Dogg for his features in Dre songs, though.
  7. Danimal

    Stop! Thief!

    You are blind. You spend ages folding your notes in special, unique ways depending on their value (Which you would have to ask somebody what that exact value is to begin with anyway, hence automatically making different length of notes superior). You drop them before they make it to your...
  8. Danimal

    Stop! Thief!

    ^ When I used to work at my family business, blind elderly people asked me to pick the notes out of their wallets for payment, and they would always give it a good rub with their fingertips before confirming I'm not a [Feces-Vagina] due to it's length. I don't understand how a smaller piece of...
  9. Danimal

    Stop! Thief!

    I'm actually surprised they didn't see the immediate advantage. ...Americans!
  10. Danimal

    One man band

    Can we trade? All I have is an MBox 2 Mini and a 8-mono, 4-stereo in-line mixer. :o
  11. Danimal

    Stop! Thief!

    Blind and illiterate people need money too.
  12. Danimal

    Stop! Thief!

    One of my dogs does the same but with socks, slinking into a small space between a couch and a wall until I get over it (And raid his stash later).
  13. Danimal

    Do you look thoroughly depressed ALL THE TIME?

    ^ Being a were-wolf, you would have to expect your loved ones to be at least a little paranoid.
  14. Danimal

    Do you look thoroughly depressed ALL THE TIME?

    "I won't jump. For $50."
  15. Danimal

    Do you look thoroughly depressed ALL THE TIME?

    I'm one of those people that sit there all stoic and stone-faced until the moment somebody I know steps into the fray.
  16. Danimal

    Shamrock's curlfro turns 22

    In 2006 maybe.
  17. Danimal

    The female Bieber sensation

    Uh probably not, you might have mistaken for me another Danimal! I'm not the only one.
  18. Danimal

    AT&T Implementing Data Caps

    wtf I've had data caps like my whole life.
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