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  1. Maestro

    Miscellaneous

    This is getting genuinely ridiculous.
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    Miscellaneous

    Man, that guy really did not know when to cut his losses, did he?
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    Human Revolution Wii U to have overhauled bosses, modified sniping, throwing back grenades, more

    Overhauled boss fights? Bitchin' I doubt we'll get these, though.
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    Is Half-Life 3 Open World and Coming After 2013?

    Half Life as a series is a linear, single-player experience. They are not going to suddenly destroy that winning formula for the sake of novelty. Valve has a very distinct storytelling style, and it is without exception linear as hell. Left 4 Dead (1 & 2), Portal, Portal 2, Half Life...they all...
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    Half Life 3 Ideas

    I also play games like Hotline Miami because I enjoy hating the game I am playing for whatever idiotic reason. Don't feel too bad Shem.
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    Half Life 3 Ideas

    I want an actual hard mode. I can blast my way through any of the HL2 titles on hard with little to no effort.
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    Supergiant's (Bastion creators) new game

    Does anyone know what game this character is from? She's in the banner of the indie sale.
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    Hey, look at this tiresome bullshit! Even BHC is already bored.

    So what I gleaned from skimming the massive text walls in this thread: FPS as a genre is dying of lack of imagination. Good to know.
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    Implementation of Machine Learning into Artificial Intelligence?

    Creating learning machines is a prohibitively expensive endeavor, and it would yield little in the way of gameplay improvements compared to the cost. Not to mention, even in real life, the responses of enemies are never based on what you have already done. Their response is determined by what...
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    Group Of Valve Devs Create "Lamarr Goes to the Zoo" In 48 Hour Game Jam

    This game is so buggy it's unplayable.
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    PAX East: Blizzard has announced their newest prfffffhahahaha

    ATTN: Everyone in this thread
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    Has anyone else been following the Stuebenville gang rape thing?

    Oh dear, being labeled a sex offender for violating a defenseless girl for hours on end. What unjust and awful consequences for their completely defensible actions. ****, I really hate major news outlets. This is why I read local newspapers: they actually have real journalists on staff.
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    Dying Vet's letter to GW Bush and Dick Cheney

    Wow, this is pretty abysmal. So who else is betting on Iran being next in line? EDIT: This seems relevant. Nixon Committed Treason in 1968 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21768668
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    Miscellaneous

    I live in a complex, so no way in hell am I going 200 feet and a story down out of my way to put the little bastards outside. I just squash 'em and flush 'em. EDIT: This only applies to large and/or dangerous spiders (lol like that ever happens). If it's a little spider I don't do shit. I...
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    German Teen Throws Puppy at Hells Angels, Escapes in Stolen Bulldozer

    Obviously you haven't read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I secretly rule the world with a vast network of unseen and unnoticed spies.
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    German Teen Throws Puppy at Hells Angels, Escapes in Stolen Bulldozer

    What do you know about history? You're a dog.
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    What if Half-Life 2 was a movie?

    Steve Buscemi is also a distinct possibility.
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    German Teen Throws Puppy at Hells Angels, Escapes in Stolen Bulldozer

    Biker gangs definitely do not have the kind of influence and control they did in the post-WWII era.
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    What if Half-Life 2 was a movie?

    Shoot yourself.
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    German Teen Throws Puppy at Hells Angels, Escapes in Stolen Bulldozer

    I seriously was expecting this to be an Onion article, but I guess truth really is stranger than fiction.
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