What the hell is your problem? You really think Valve would do this to us? I don't care if it's reported on every major TV station in the world, it just can't be true!
Look, here's what the e-mail from Doug would look like if it was real...
Valve wouldn't do this to us guys! You think six days from the release they realize they've forgotten to make to make six maps and the engine? Of course not! If they realize anything now, it's that they've forgotten to make a screenshot button or something like that. "Sorry, but we can't have...
Atomic Kitten - Whole Again
"And if you see me with another game
Laughing and joking, making the best of this I can
I ain't trying to put you down
Gabe, I still want you around, 'cause you can make me whole again"
Echobellies - Today Tomorrow Sometimes Never (God, I hope not!)
If we haven't heard anything by October 1st we're just gonna have to hunt down whoever invented that saying, because then nothing could be further from the truth.
I wonder when I'll stop telling myself they can still make it. If we haven't heard anything by the 29th, I don't know if I'll still be chanting: "It's not too late, they can still make it, it's not too late, they can still make it" over and over in my head like I'm doing now...