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Did you read my original post? -Angry Lawyer

Okay, if they deserve some rights, which ones? -Angry Lawyer

As everything's gone sciency the last few days, here's an ethical situation: Imagine someone creates a machine that (at least appears) to be as intelligent as a human. It thinks in much the same way as me or you, and you could have a conversation with it across the Internet and you'd never...

That's why we need robots. Big humanoid ones with guns for arms, for the sole purpose of spreading seeds. -Angry Lawyer

At least, until we GM them to be invincible. But then the middle-class Daily Mail readers would all be like "Ohnoes Frankenfoods!" and the government would ban them. Stupid reactionary antisciencers. -Angry Lawyer

Several thousand years of cross-breeding makes them pretty high tech in my mind. But ignoring the food aspect, we'd still all die, stripped of high technology. There'd be no vaccinations, or medicines. -Angry Lawyer

Yeah, true, but most people can't fish :P -Angry Lawyer

But as a society, we'd all starve, as cross-breeding has pretty much made everything we eat today. -Angry Lawyer

I was once, but it's pretty much been stamped out of me by a series of crap girlfriends who ended up taking advantage of me. I'm pretty bitter about it, especially because it also destroyed my ability to do poetry, and therefore by extension song lyrics. And I need to write lyrics or I'll be...

C++ looks the most impressive on your CV :P -Angry Lawyer

An embryo isn't human for a good long time in the pregnancy, you know. -Angry Lawyer

We passed that step long ago, to be honest. -Angry Lawyer

It's about time this was greenlighted. -Angry Lawyer

True, but not really in the fields I want employment in. -Angry Lawyer

Worst picture of me ever, pissed on Badger's couch. That's all the boob of mine you get to see. -Angry Lawyer

Pointers are the most beautiful things. -Angry Lawyer

I'd take up the challenge, but, you know, it'll bite me in the ass the next time I apply for a job. -Angry Lawyer

Where women are men, men are boys, and little girls are the FBI, I think it was. -Angry Lawyer

I need time, a shave, a haircut, and a camera! -Angry Lawyer

It's actually a kinda scary resemblance. And by kinda, I mean super-scary. -Angry Lawyer