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If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking 'till you do suck seed.

If they are attracted to electrical equipment, then why not leave a bunch of live wires around your house and watch them fry! :D It is perfectly safe I tell you.

Wasn't there another guy who built a flying machine like this awhile back? Or is this the same guy?

where's the penis

You hate Epic games for trying to survive in todays videogame market? keep in mind that your beloved Valve also ported half-life 2 to consoles (not like that's a bad thing, but whatever). Anyway, from what I've seen so far, this look pretty generic. I'm sure it'll be fun to play, but it...

I'm tempted to pirate this now.

Why is this on the front page?

Another help-life2.net success. Job well done boys!

I thought this would be appropriate on the night before release: http://retro.ign.com/articles/863/863037p1.html The article basically details the history of the Grand Theft Auto series. It's pretty interesting, and well-written too. Cool seeing how it all leads up to this.

Crimsonland

I told them I was good at making shit in garrysmod and I got into Cornell's School of Engineering. Bitch!

lol penis theft

Press L, I, and M all at the same time. You'll get an audio confirmation calling you a cheater along with 999 ammo for every weapon.

Yeah, Teta_Bonita all the way! (thanks lolz)

That's what happens.

Evolution will probably be replaced with a better theory in a couple hundred years anyway. Just like gravity (we're still not really sure what gravity is).

The man made a ****ing Dungeon Siege movie. Dungeon Siege. Hath God no mercy?

Babby Dirthpay, Hick!

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