Post your favorite quote or have a shoe in the face.

[TheDude]

Give up your favorite quote or at least some that'll be funny and memorable. Mine is
"Get some nuts" from the snickers commercials. There's so many iterations that can be made which is why my quote is an epic quote.

 

[Saturos]

"Open mouth, insert foot". Not necessarily a famous quote, but my favorite metaphor for sure.

I once listened to a local radio commercial though quoting the importance of not smoking publicy and second hand smoke that I though was hilarious:

"I will not pass gas in your face, for the gas I pass is worse than mace".

Which is actually just a single line from a entire rhyme. I can't remember the rest. That was my favorite part though.

 

[Jintor]

Get me a shoe please.

 

[Que-Ever]

I'll take the shoe.

 

[TheDude]

I don't have shoe. Even if I did have a shoe, I would not be able to throw it at your face as this is the internet and nothing is real. But here we go anyway.

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[Bad^Hat]

Haha, you're all like "have a shoe!" and he's all like "oh no my face!" Good times, good times.

 

[TheDude]

Haha, you're all like "have a shoe!" and he's all like "oh no my face!" Good times, good times.

Remember when you were like Haha! You're like have a shoe! and he's all like oh no my face! Good times, good times. that was funny.

 

[Raziaar]

Homer: Marge, if you don't mind, I'm a little busy right now achieving financial independence.

Marge: With cans of grease?

Homer: Nooo... Through savings and wise investments. Of course with grease!

 

[Saturos]

If the quotes are too terribly corny, and nobody has any spare shoes to throw, you can always resort to giving yourself a swirly (a.k.a sticking your head in the toilet and flushing 40 times or so) to help purge the awful memories. Or slam your fingers in a door. The resulting pain will make you forget anything for quite awhile fs.

 

[TheDude]

Homer: Marge, if you don't mind, I'm a little busy right now achieving financial independence.

Marge: With cans of grease?

Homer: Nooo... Through savings and wise investments. Of course with grease!

Cool, calm, yet collected. I like your style old bean.

 

[Raziaar]

I've used that as my signature for large swaths of my time on these forums, periodically it has made a return.

 

[French Ninja]

Shoe On Head

 

[TheDude]

Shoe On Head

Shoe head

 

[15357]

"Whoever said that the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."

-General Macarthur


"It is generally inadvisable to eject over an area you have just bombed."

-USAF Flight Manual


"There is nothing more important than a man's life."

-Joseph Stalin


I'll come up with some more later....

 

[highlander]

Hello?
Hi!
I'd like too order a meal for Anitia?
Okay, last name?
Ineedagoforadump
so.. Anitia ineedagoforadump - OH **** YOU YOU ****ING ****

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

Romeo: Have at thee, boy! (They fight)
Paris: Oh, I am slain! (falls)

Lol, Rennaisance dialogue.

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[Teta_Bonita]

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking 'till you do suck seed.

 

[soulslicer]

The female of a maggot, is a faggo-t

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