I love putting a whole bunch of smarties in a perscription pill bottle, then pacing madly up and down the isles of department stores while leaning back and chugging them from the bottle and muttering to myself. Good times.
Well, the flamethrower was invented in germany, so maybe the pyro is German?
Most psychotic arsonists seem to come from America though, so I'll say the pyro is American.
Umm, this has already been discussed to death. I think the general consensus was:
Heavy: Russia
Sniper: Australia
Scout: New York
Pyro: Ambiguous
Spy: England
Medic: Germany
Demoman: Scotland
Engineer: Texas
Solider: America
I don't know how you could think the demo and medic were...
I've occasionally organized my thoughts as conversations with imaginary people, exactly like the OP described.
I also think out loud when I'm watching TV or playing videogames. I never realize it until after I do it; it's almost like talking in your sleep.
Granted, but a geeky supersoldier in tight orange spandex feeds you a flaming barrel of diesel fuel.
I wish I could create root beer out of thin air.
EDIT: Curses!
Granted, but your drooling and/or heavy breathing scares her away.
Teta_Bonita has mastered the ability to transform his body into gold. Shamefully, Teta_Bonita becomes kind of an asshole in the presence of fire.
:(
EDIT:
Teta_Bonita developed the talent to make women appear from nowhere, but only against a grue. Terribly, Teta_Bonita has a weakness...