Tips to urnet like an asian/10 year oldsing the inte

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edit: Yeah, I scrambled up the topic title. Figure it out if you can. Ironic.

Ok I am generalizing, but this is seriously how some of my classmates (Korean/Chinese) write emails (to professors and TAs sometimes):

someone = sum1
that = dat
are = r
I = i
haha = keke
later = l8r
please = plz
sucks = sux
asian = azn
help = HELLLPPP!!!
. = ok lol
? = ???
has = haz
says = sez

A typical school posting I find when I wake up (posted at 4 am at night):
i need sum HELLLPPP!!! plz! no1 haz the solutions on assinment 3 and i cant figure it out i did the loop integrated jus like the text sez what am i doin wrong??? answer fast ok lol

Trying to put together a formal report with people who learned English from Starcraft basically means rewriting everything.
 
That english is more coherent than some of the stupid kids in this country with their abominations they call sentences.
 
SimonomiS said:
I don't think this is a Korean/Chinese phenomenon.
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Well the problem is that the only source of English for a lot of Koreans and Chinese is online games. So this is the only way they know how to write.
 
My sister writes that way.

My sister said:
U hav 2 tell us wut u want for x-mas or else u wont get ANYTHING! JK. But if u want somethin in specific u have 2 tell us soon. It'll b impossible to buy presents soon cuz of all da last minute shoppers!!
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Tips to sing inturnet like an 10 year old/asian
?
 
mchammer75040 said:
lol sounds like RJMC ;)
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keke datz veri funny

Edit

Lets clear somethings up. The Azner in my name is merely for pronounciation of Ass-nuh, but it still does signify that im asian.

That isnt even close to what people write here. Let me give you an example. The real english word of the sentence is "If I say i love you, would you say you love me? Guess what it might be written as!
"if ii say ii lubb euu will euu say euu lubb mii ?...."
 
Azner said:
keke datz veri funny

Edit

Lets clear somethings up. The Azner in my name is merely for pronounciation of Ass-nuh, but it still does signify that im asian.

That isnt even close to what people write here. Let me give you an example. The real english word of the sentence is "If I say i love you, would you say you love me? Guess what it might be written as!
"if ii say ii lubb euu will euu say euu lubb mii ?...."
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Holy Salami Jesus.
 
this will completely erase current english standards within 50 years
 
this will completely erase current english standards within 50 years
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Hah! I can see it now. Us grammatically correct blokes will become the equivalent of Shakespearean actors, clinging fruitlessly to a mode of speech fading out of existence. The future generations will look see us as a quaint little artifact of former times, while trying to push us into retirement homes where we can't annoy people with our rants on "subject/verb agreement" or "prepositions".
 
I no longer view these monstrosities as Korean.


Burn them all.
 
Y? It fuun to rite lk tt.

Gosh spare me the pain.
 
the majority of girls i talk to on msn have FAR worse english

Extract from a second ago:

sigh nah **** it im not gun shut masel in ma ouse jus cos im bit ill
cos **** n ******* goin bed n yeh i have but ma phone not charged
neways g2g sowwie
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I lol when people try and tell me off on games and they type it very badly. Then I explain how his sentence sucks major balls.
 
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