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Not all 'Eastern Mechs' are Gundams or super robots, and even Gundam included machines like the above that were specifically supposed to seem like semi-realistic military machines, at least within the economical confines of late seventies animation. Sure, as things have worn on the toy-like...

"Teenage"

To be fair, the combat can actually be pretty good, but yeah.

Alice: Madness Returns - 7/10 Read the full review here --- Assassin's Creed Brotherhood 9/10 The series goes from strength to strength, but the stretch marks are showing in the main campaign. I mean, can you imagine how the Half-Life 2 Episodes would have played out if Gordon just...

Here's some bleating about why you should buy the entire Assassin's Creed series, which is 66% off in the Sunday round of sales (£16.99) Hoping that the GOG sale moves on tomorrow. Looking for vintage Bioware (and thus, skipping out on Dragon Age Ultimate Ed, which is £8 on Steam today).

Surely his point is that developers hold aloft whatever supposedly puny sales figures on the PC to justify not doing PC ports? That they rely on misinformed consumers to just shrug and say 'oh well, I guess the PC version just isn't worth it for them'.

Hopefully. Didn't Relentless break the umbilical cord they had with Sony? Seems like it's simply best to go it alone in the current climate.

Fixed.

Interested. I'm yet to see a comments thread that isn't half full of people saying 'Where's RDR then?' though.

Lost in the mists of time, I actually wrote a review of Magicka for the site. I liked it in a roundabout way... shame I wrote a sentence about the 'parody' that now looks like I lifted it from this week's Zero Punctuation.

Thoughts were: oh great. Another British gamer who thinks he's Charlie Brooker. Swears like a ten year-old.

I write articles of this calibre all the time (just on subjects other than technology. I'm a resident expert on Wine for instance). That guy is fully aware he doesn't know what the shit he's talking about. He's generating content to improve the link profile of the website, to drive ad-revenue...

Duke's is a worry, but the Alcatraz figure is actually a step up in articulation and the detail is as great as ever. Yeah, I'm not a fan of the model, but that comes down to the fact that the Nano-Suit 2.0 looks like a biology organ dummy made love with a yard full of tyres. I think the trap...

I'm basically waiting for the PS3 Price Drop. Between one of the biggest PR disasters in the history of electronics and price drops for every other major console, Sony would be batshit insane not to drop the price. So yeah, I'm going to be disappoint.

D: It Looks Like! The Olympic Dream! Is Dead! D:

Previous series have held their continuity together by flashing words up at you once an episode for an entire series. That was Bullshit. And the mid-series was always a bunch of monster of the week crap that made you wonder when it was all going to pick up. Splitting it up makes the lulls...

... Fed Ex: Vulva Lotion

Happy Birthday!

Crysis 2 5/10 Never thought it would annoy me when a Crysis game shot off target. The switch from open plan to linear corridors isn't a problem because it's a concession to whoever it's a concession to. It's a problem because the level design is utterly flat and uninteresting. Occasionally, the...

Cars is the worst film in the Pixar canon because you actually have to be a five year old boy to enjoy it, not because it's bad per se. But, fancy that. An animated movie with British voice talent with references to spy movies. You have to ask this?