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Why? That bit's a boat-load of fun...

Oh that's a tad mean! I think he's fairly good-looking. He's no David Tenant, certainly, but he's by no means an ugly man. A quirky aesthetic...

If the next Doctor is black, you just know there'll be lots of people claiming it's a jump onto the Obama bandwagon.

Oh lawd, this looks ghastly...

Patterson Joseph is brilliant. He'd be great. When did he appear before?

Reasons: - the potential to seriously injure yourself - the suffocating, drowning feeling as you push all your energy into trying to breathe properly whilst also trying to drag yourself into consciousness - the deeply undermining feeling from the notion that you do not even have the ability to...

I'm epileptic and I still play video games. And drink lots. And don't get enough sleep and go to clubs with flashing lights and generally do most things that exacerbate one's inability to control one's own consciousness. That's just how I roll. Still, seizures are no fun, especially when you...

It seems almost impressive that Rockstar Canadia used six-and-a-bit months (although in reality it was probably more) to make such a cataclysmic ****-up of a port. Maybe they started each day at the office with a drinking competition.

Ironically, I read that as "instead we get a slap in the face with scrotum".

Just what I was thinking. Also, I'm surprised Condition Zero sold nearly 3m...

This. After hearing about all of the kerfuffle, I don't really care that my PC probably can't run GTA IV. I'm sure it's a fantastic game but I don't want to have to wade through all that bullshit in order to play a sloppy port that HAS TO be on-line whenever I want to play it. This sort of...

I was really anticipating this but alas I only have a single core processor. I was even tempted to push my luck though and get it anyway but as it seems it's a lazy port (something that irks me no end) I may just leave it. I'm sure Rockstar will be heart-broken and dry their tears on their piles...

I agree but I can't help but feel slightly that this tendency to buy games is partly because it's so damn easy. Do the payment thing, click download (and you know the download will be relatively fast and reliable) and then play. You don't have to leave your chair if you don't want to. It's all...

That's what THEY want you to think. Personally, I suspect it was Reverend Green in the ballroom with the candlestick.

First I'd probably bang my girlfriend and then I imagine I'd kill Chris Griffin. I feel dirty... That's your answer to everything.

Curse my filthy single-core processor.

There've been quite a few billboard ads (huge ones) about and it's really fun seeing them because they don't say what they're about - just the hand, Left 4 Dead, L4D.com in the corner and the Valve logo. It doesn't give anything away and I feel like I'm in on an inside joke.

Post your action hero moment quips here. I'm cornered by a zombie whilst reloading. I crack her around the face with the butt of my shotgun and she staggers back. I hit her again and once more for good measure. She falls to the ground, dead. I shake my head and continue to reload. "What a pain...

America is FAR more prudish than Europe. Plus, Germany is hardly a good example when discussing the prevailing state of censorship (in general, let alone specifically in the EU), notorious as they are for their over-sensitivity.

This. Tiresome, predictable Daily Mail cane-rattling. It has the second-highest newspaper circulation in the country, you know. The Sun being the first. Fab.