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I love Audrey Tautou so much. She's wonderful. Oh and yeah, Episode Three, yeah, that thing. Yeah.

i am truely sorry for your lots

That second thing. Either that or we'll be snatched away by the G-Man.

Makin' bacon's no problem at all. As long as you treat fatties like maypoles and dance around them, finger on trigger, they're often too slow to actually do you any real damage whilst you turn them into crackling. Got a light's a bit stupid though. No matter. Still, these achievements aren't...

That bobble headed chap looked like Andrew Ryan. laugh-out-loud-out-loud-out-loud, as the cool kids say.

I thought Cave Johnson would have a big cowboy hat. Now I find out he does not, my interested in Portal 2 has subsided into nothingness. Stupid Valve.

I liked Op4 but Race-X were utterly dreadful. The pit drones were quite sweet in their own weird way but other than that, Race-X was dull. And don't even get me started on the beefed up zombies... Gah.

That's a very interesting idea... On the other hand I don't think GLaDOS will make an appearance in the HL games. That kind of sustained dark humour doesn't fit too well with the HL games.

Saw the first previews of HL2, pissed myself and googled Half-Life 2 and found this place. Signed up and the rest is history... Fragmaster spoke ill of everybody. The guy did sour grapes on a scale that had never been done before and will never be done ever again. Not very gentlemanly behaviour.

Damn right. Eli's death is a massively significant plot point and deeply affects all the major characters (especially Alyx, naturally) and in doing so, helps make the tone of future events (immediately, if not further) much darker. If they do kill another main character (and it's entirwely...

I'm not surprised that it won't be out this year and, as ever, if a delay here or there means it'll be a better game then that's just fine by me. However, Valve clearly never got the hang of the regular-release aspect of episodic gaming they trumpeted so mightily at the start, which is a bit...

I wasn't sure what he meant by "forgot it wasn't System Shock 2" because, whilst I've not played it, I'm led to believe that SS2 is an extremely clever RPG-FPS with lots of depth. Perhaps I played a different version of Doom 3 because the game I played couldn't have been further from that. It...

The more you think about sex, the faster your facial hair grows. True story.

And the award for "Most likely to end up in a secure unit for over-reacting with horrendously bloody consequences" goes to...

Sorry - what? A great deal of what you've said makes very little sense. You do know that there are lots and lots of Turkish immigrants living and working in the UK already, right? Secondly, saying "They will get into Europe" is flippant to say the least. Turkey's been kept out of the EU...

Emporious, I take issue with your first example of "irony". I don't think that "I had to work all weeked" "Oh how nice!" is ironic in the slightest... Surely that's just plain sarcasm? I'd also argue that sarcasm isn't inherently as barbed as you make it out to be. Captain Vocab...AWAY!

Are you sure about that?

Respectively: 1. It doesn't exist yet - it will be a near-mythical behemoth of a computer that runs on the sacrificed sould of virgins and developers of games with more depth than Doom, ie: most of them. I am aware that virgins and game devs needn't be mutually exclusive. 2. Probably not...

For the PC version or am I being silly?