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Moi aussi. Not least because it means I can steal a cigarette off them and enjoy a cheeky free smoke. That's the best kind of smoke. Oh wait, were you talking about drugs? Oh Ennui, always with the drugs. - Trying too hard to impress is thoroughly unattractive. At the same time, playing...

Don't get me wrong: it's a spectacular game. I've been playing it again (third time maybe?) on-and-off recently and the graphical issues have only entered my head a couple of times. Nevertheless, they still suck.

From what I remember - and I didn't finish Prey - the portals weren't much more than glorified doors. As I remember it, it was a thoroughly mediocre game with the occasional nice idea and some good visual moments (the aeroplane crashing inside the ship; the school bus etc.) Perhaps not, but...

I remember looking at a preview of HL1 in a magazine and saying, out loud: "Wow those graphics are photo-realistic!" Not so much. Although at the time they were jaw-dropping: I remember playing it for the first time and staring wide-eyed at the chrome effects on the Barneys' helmets. It still...

Fixed for accuracy and to take out Ennui's natural bent towards being a giggling little adolescent girl.

Yeah but I can't be blamed for not remembering just you - I don't remember anyone. I'd tell you to blame SR, but there's no point: he'd only will your head to collapse in on itself. And it would. EDIT: Oh I forgot: **** ****y **** ****. Dirty great big pulsating, seeping ****flaps.

Short Recoil (latterly Terminator) Remembering him alone squeezes out all of my memories of any of you lot. The sheer weight of his awesome blocks out the names of my loved ones and even my own name. All I can see when trying to remember my own sister's name is Short Recoil's fist print in the...

Umbrella is an utterly superb pop song. In fact, it's less of a pop song and actually a cleverly disguised power ballad.

I've met him and I can confirm that his hair does actually scream in a Liverpudlian accent. Whilst initially disconcerting, you end up tuning it out and manage to get a word in edgeways. Very odd though.

Oh you! *Hugs Crush* In that picture I'm actually more hair than man...

Yeah well there's a little bit of airbrushing going on in those pictures.

Badger, SimonomiS and Angry Lawyer all have ace hair. hai this post has too meny inyuendo probsibilitys pls chaynge it kthxbai In other news: I know it's late, but I don't care. That's just how I roll. I nominate myself. Yes it is natural, no I don't straighten it and no I don't have...

Those "FBI: Federal Booby Inspector" t-shirts are stupid. If that really were a governmental department working for them would have the potential (nay, probability) to be a horrendous occupation, considering the level of obesity and the ever-ageing population. Huge man-boobs and old...

I just realised I should've said non-fiction books instead of Jenga blocks. That would've been even funnier.

Its main framework is actually supported by millions upon millions of Jenga blocks. True storey.

Not really. The man they modelled him off is Frank Sheldon who came up with the Alexander Technique which was used as a reference point for Valve's facial animation system. Sheldon is far chubbier than the G-Man (that is to say, he doesn't look photophobic and malnourished) and so wouldn't be...

How exactly?

Fixed for uber-manliness. "It's terrible that the explicit details of my affair with that beautiful woman half my age could be known throughout the land. I just shudder to think about all the people who'll read about the amount of sex I've been having recently and that they'd see pictures of the...

You sleep with boxers? Nice.