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Me on my birthday bar crawl (the theme was M-things) **** it, have some more Me and my brother (he came as Mario) Me playing with tights Me and my boyfriend

Supposedly there is loads of Helium-3 in the moon, and that stuff is rarer than rocking horse shite.

Birthday was better than I expected, so I can afford more now.... How does this look (the one with the 120GB HDD and slower processor)? http://www.novatech.co.uk/novatech/nbrange.html?ALP ?645 or $1,291....I like the look of it, but I would appreciate some opinions. Oh and it comes without...

I feel weird I have just turned 56 (i mean 21) bye for hijack! x

Best one for under ?500. GO! xxx

Say "Essence of shit, you dirty CUN_T. WASH YOUR ****ING PITS."

It's because pigs don't have lungs. We eat the pig cells and their DNA becomes one with our lung cell DNA. Essentially, a message is sent saying "go away lung cells, we don't need you" and the lung cells undergo apoptosis.

Indeed it did.

When? If you're so sure he's going to get hurt, tell the police now! What about when he has to open the safe the gun is stored in and then load it, cock it, aim it, pull the trigger, aim again because he missed and shot the microwave...a gun is not an adequate subsitution for kung fu skills...

That surprises me, I thought she would be rooting for the shooter.

Mistake number one.

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Moutain bike/tobacco-bringer land? How many gears? Do they make good cigs?

Fat Sailor "Ain't got no rhythm, my legs are like a broke clock. I stay sittin' here. See you later, sugar pie." The little girl eats your brains and nose and eye.

OH CHRIST. Your Grandmother has the soul gem of the KKK deep within her heart. Maybe things are too bad, maybe the gem IS her heart! You must act quickly. Find a pear, two arrows and a cup. Work quickly, traveller, your must remove the gem and sequester it with pear juice.

There is a fat sailor sitting on your internet. To remove him will cost you 80 rupees or a nice marrow. Do you....? A. Pay 80 rupees B. Find a nice marrow to give to the sailor C. Dance a jig and hope he joins in, releasing the pressure on the internet D. Play a sad xylophone song and hope he...

It's all the emails from the underage girls you are talking to. Dey r cloggin' ur pyepez. OH LOL.

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So many lies, you have pies for eyes

Times seventeen thousand.