Internet being extremely slow!...

[CyberPitz]

Well....I get home today, and try to surf the net, and it's unbearably slow. I wait about 2 minutes for a page to load *maximum being 5 minutes...no joke.* So I'm trying to stream some videos, and it it just decides to take about 10 minutes to give me 20 seconds of video *on a 100 meg video no less...*

Ugh, just needed to vent. I wish I had DSL.

 

[Murray_H]

It's all the emails from the underage girls you are talking to. Dey r cloggin' ur pyepez. OH LOL.

 

[CyberPitz]

It's all the emails from the underage girls you are talking to. Dey r cloggin' ur pyepez. OH LOL.

NO WAI! I knew jailbait would bite me in the ass.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Get rid of all the lolivids. That should work. If not you should probably clean all of your jizz out of your computer.

 

[CyberPitz]

A guy and a girl are having sex, and the girl says, "Don't you think it was presumptuous of you to think you could sleep with me on the first date?"

The man replies, "Don't you think 'presumptuous' is a big word for a second-grader?"

 

[Murray_H]

There is a fat sailor sitting on your internet. To remove him will cost you 80 rupees or a nice marrow.

Do you....?

A. Pay 80 rupees
B. Find a nice marrow to give to the sailor
C. Dance a jig and hope he joins in, releasing the pressure on the internet
D. Play a sad xylophone song and hope he dissolves in his tears

The clock is ticking....

 

[CyberPitz]

There is a fat sailor sitting on your internet. To remove him will cost you 80 rupees or a nice marrow.

Do you....?

A. Pay 80 rupees
B. Find a nice marrow to give to the sailor
C. Dance a jig and hope he joins in, releasing the pressure on the internet
D. Play a sad xylophone song and hope he dissolves in his tears

The clock is ticking....

I pick C.

 

[Cole]

There is a fat sailor sitting on your internet. To remove him will cost you 80 rupees or a nice marrow.

Do you....?

A. Pay 80 rupees
B. Find a nice marrow to give to the sailor
C. Dance a jig and hope he joins in, releasing the pressure on the internet
D. Play a sad xylophone song and hope he dissolves in his tears

The clock is ticking....

Get a big needle and pop the sailor.

 

[Sam]

Is it physically possible to play a sad xylophone song. It's a very joyful instrument.

 

[Murray_H]

I pick C.

Fat Sailor "Ain't got no rhythm, my legs are like a broke clock. I stay sittin' here. See you later, sugar pie."

The little girl eats your brains and nose and eye.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

And this guy steals your Internet connection.

 

[CyberPitz]

Damnit My Internets Is Forever Ruined!

 

[Jintor]

You've ruined this thread by assosciation, Pitz!

 

[CyberPitz]

You've ruined this thread by assosciation, Pitz!

Sweet, go me!

 

[Sir Phoenixx]

There is a fat sailor sitting on your internet. To remove him will cost you 80 rupees or a nice marrow.

Do you....?

A. Pay 80 rupees
B. Find a nice marrow to give to the sailor
C. Dance a jig and hope he joins in, releasing the pressure on the internet
D. Play a sad xylophone song and hope he dissolves in his tears

The clock is ticking....

A... Since that's only like $2 USD.