Killed by cockslap.
Chinese methods of torture - slow slicing; tie limbs and head to 5 horses and make them run in different directions; cut a person, fill the wounds with honey and pour ants over him; the crunch-finger device... thing.
Warning: COCK JOKE
YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN HIT BY..
8=================D
which probably makes you pretty angry. I'd be pissed too.
****er came out of nowhere
Chucking grenades back at the Combine.
Shotty-alt fire antlion in midair (watch it gib). :D
As for the crossbow, meh, got old already IMO... but it's still quite funny when it does happen.
Who was so dumb as to call the police?
'Oh man we're gonna die! A little kid is playing with a gun, like I used to in the past, except mine was a toy... oh god help us! this man and his son are MURDERERS! i mean, that kid can handle a shotgun!'
****ing priceless.
Well damn... hopefully they'll fudge up their exclusivity like what they did to the poor GC (with RE)...
Bah, not going to happen. :bonce:
EDIT: Wait, does a 360 exclusive just mean it won't get ported to other consoles? I mean, Halo has been ported to PC (albeit crappily).
Glimmer of hope :D