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Hi guys, been a while, good to see your all still here :p

Smoke more crack.

LOL ah man, i can totally picture it! :D

I'm like an icebreaker boat (like the picture below) (picture of icebreaker boat) It doesnt really matter what you break the ice with though... I had the most akward pickup line ever and tried it on a few girls, its ****ing gold. Starts of with sketching this vivid scenario of them going...

As the alpha of a group you get to pick, beta males still had to beg for pu-tang.

...Just put on your robe and wizard hat. edit: soo goood... http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja

HAHA yes, so true... Women "logic" is as logical as Greenland is green.

/inb4 Krynn jokes lololol : >

Cold-Openings are something that needs practise... It takes a few crash & burns before you realize that it doesnt matter if you dont succeed. We (dudes) all have this old fashion (250,000 years old atleast) concept pre-programmed into our brains... Back in the day when we used to live next to...

?_? indeed. edit1: NO MY EYES HOW DO I FIX MY EYES I WANT THE FROWNING ONES D : edit2: Dalamari, the one's from your signature for F's sake... alt-what?

Read the rules damnit, online doesnt count! :p

...chicks. (Or dudes, whatever) Opening - "Breaking the Ice" Starting to talk to a girl, or group of girls, to get the chit-chat bla-bla-bla flowing. getting the dialogue going, intended to lead to a... Conversation - "Showing/Proving interest" Keeping the conversation interesting. This is...

Jager is the devil.... gets/guts me everytime.

Water, coke, beer, vodka (mixed with anything) Hmmmmmm liquid.

Haha :D She's got 4 arms (i dont know why) and its done, cant look at it for another second.

Ok fine, fine! Ill post my latest one slightly bigger :p