You don't need to do that.
Just set it on a dead world with horrible Gigeresque architecture, where the protagonists learn nothing about what actually transpired as they all fall, revealing the universe to be full of unexplainable horror and mystery.
See? Easy.
Jintor's an year younger than me.
I feel my accomplishments now lack meaning.
Happy Birthday. I only espouse this because it means you are one year closer to the cessation of your pitiful existence.
The guy volunteered to participate in the dildo show. It's not like the stripper held him down and violated him for hours. I mean, it's not exactly pleasant, but it could have been accidental.
The IRC channel?
I last heard their release was dependent on the release of 3.6.11, or at the very least certain features of 3.6.11, which doesn't really fit into a timetable.
YOU SAW NOTHING.
That's because the majority of the dev team got into a fight with the team leader over creative differences and left to form their own BSG mod.
The new mod is called Diaspora, and it'll be a fair while before it sees a release, but they've been releasing regular media...
Poor guy. Still, it's not exactly that traumatic.
I mean, people get things lodged up their buttocks all the time.
So you wouldn't mind doing it in a hotel?
Total Conversions like "the BSG mod" (Beyond the Red Line) and The Babylon Project are completely free, since the engine is open source. You can legally download them via torrent or filesharing sites.
Freespace, however, is not freeware. Buy the damn game.
For anyone interested, it's available for $5.99.
You don't really need to get the first game, since there's a port with shiney new graphics for FS2 as well.
My guess is they're having trouble implementing some new features. Like snow.
HEADCRABS FROM UNDER THE SNOW.
And what is this about Episode 2 having a crude version of the AI director?