Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: this_feature_currently_requires_accessing_site_using_safari
Want to play co-op, Emp?
How big of a party are we talking here?
STALKER: Shadow of Cernobyl
Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh ho ho yeah.
ugh, why?Team Fortress Classic
Forever? Deus Ex.
Then I might finally finish it. Hohohoho.
ugh, why?
Team Fortress Classic
ugh, why?
I, however, am completely unburdened by school, work, or errands of any sort at the moment, so I will step in for Pesh.Why? Why? Normally I'd take 5 minutes out of my life to discuss why TFC is just about the nearest thing to sex that you'll ever get, but I have school now so boo on you.
I, however, am completely unburdened by school, work, or errands of any sort at the moment, so I will step in for Pesh.
TEAM FORTRESS CLASSIC IS THE BEST MULTIPLAYER GAME EVER, PERIOD.
You think TF2 is a great game? FUCK Team Fortress 2 when spoken in the same sentence as TFC. You don't know a great game. Enjoy your grindan, fagets; none of your unlocks will ever be as awesome as the shit you're already given in Team Fortress Classic.
You like grenades? We've got grenades! You like rockets? We've got rockets! Spy sapping your sentry? Fuck no, not in this game! In this game the spy is running laps on your shit, dropping gas grenades that make an acid trip look like a relaxing day at the spa, while feigning death on a lamp post and then dropping from fifteen feet above you in Rock 2 and slicing your throat! In this game the heavy is a walking spam machine armed with grenades that explode into EVEN TINIER GRENADES. Who needs sandvich when you have MIRV? You've got medics that unleash deadly viruses, conc-jumping scouts, and a sniper with a MANUAL CHARGE RIFLE.
What do you know about setting up a relay in an abandoned prison converted into a military installation, where one person grabs a keycard, jams it into a poison canister release mechanism, and then a teammate BLOCKS that lever, key respawns, a scout or a medic does a conc jumping, ten-second run from one end of the facility to another, and you slam that gas chamber TWICE, filling your enemies' lungs with searing poison, making them freak out as the timer runs down, scrambling to beat their teammates to a hazard suit, or the warden's office, or the water? But oh shit, your team already has sentries in the water! Take that, Reds!
How about a Badlands map that isn't complete crap and often left out of rotations?
You want game modes? You've got capture the flag, you've got command points, you've got attack/defend maps, you've got push maps, you've got MURDERBALL, you've got mulch maps, jump maps, skill maps, hell there're a few club maps where you can just hang out and show up to a rave as a beret-wearing soldier. Oh, and you know what other mode it's got? It's got a mode where LOOK OUT, SNIPERS! Get your gear on, bodyguards; you've got to escort this civilian across this open area, sneak passed these camo-wearing bastards and their red dots, open the doors, rush across this airfield to the SUV, and get that umbrella-swinging president to safety!
A game with an amazing skill curve, an amazing community, amazing maps, amazing gameplay. If you never played TFC in its heyday, you're deprived. If you don't like Team Fortress Classic, you're a faget. If you think TF2 is a better game, you're deluded. If you think there's a better multiplayer game out there, of ANY kind, in ANY genre, you need to be taken to spacedout.bsp, have your ship blown up, and be cast out into the endless void of space.
Goddamn I came into this thread wondering what game I'd say I'd want to play for eternity, and I just answered it. Pesh, dude, let's mulch forever.
Darkside55 said:Pesh, dude, let's mulch forever.