13 year old abducts exotic dancer.

[C-O-N-Spiracy]

Okay..

man.. i cant even comment on this its so funny.



http://www.wavy.com/Global/story.asp?S=2601567

Poor kid.. all he wanted was a lap dance lol

 

[C-O-N-Spiracy]

kids these days...

 

[Murray_H]

WTF frigging video games made him do this, I heard you can do this kind of messed up stuff, in really good 3D graphics, in games like The Sims 2 and NFSU

 

[C-O-N-Spiracy]

WTF frigging video games made him do this, I heard you can do this kind of messed up stuff, in really good 3D graphics, in games like The Sims 2 and NFSU

I wouldnt be surprised if they went down that road.

Its never the individuals fault anymore.. so your sarcasm isnt too far from being a possibility.

 

[qckbeam]

WTF frigging video games made him do this, I heard you can do this kind of messed up stuff, in really good 3D graphics, in games like The Sims 2 and NFSU

I heard there is a scene in Half-Life 2 in which the player gets points for abducting an exotic dancer and forcing her to do rude things. Points I say!

 

[C-O-N-Spiracy]

I heard there is a scene in Hlaf-Life 2 in which the player gets points for abducating an exotic dancer and forcing her to do rude things. Points I say!

Exotic Dancer: OH! Gordon! what big.. crowbar you have!

Gordon:.....

Exotic Dancer: Don't say anything baby, just work that crowbar.

Gordon:.....

 

[ailevation]

:O I abduct exotic dancers all the time, can't believe he got caught, sheesh this kid. HE DIDN'T TAKE MY GAD DAMN ADVICE!!! You have to get them drunk first!

 

[SpuD]

Hahaha, poor horny kid

 

[Burn]

I loled muchly.

 

[Raziaar]

Heh. when I first read through the story, I thought I read virginian beach boy. I was like, wait a minute, what does the fact that he's a beach boy got to do with any of this? Then I realized it was a boy from Virginia Beach. lol

 

[Spartan]

Okay..

man.. i cant even comment on this its so funny.



http://www.wavy.com/Global/story.asp?S=2601567

Poor kid.. all he wanted was a lap dance lol

I don't really see anything funny about it. Maybe you're just retarded.

 

[Tr0n]

I don't really see anything funny about it. Maybe you're just retarded.

Or you don't have a sense of humor?Even tho what the kid was bad...the humor behind it is the fact that he is 13. :|

 

[Alec_85]

Or you don't have a sense of humor?Even tho what the kid was bad...the humor behind it is the fact that he is 13. :|

And horny. And STUPID And got owned by a exotic dancer. And for getting convicted for like 5+ different crimes :thumbs:

 

[Razor]

Or you don't have a sense of humor?Even tho what the kid was bad...the humor behind it is the fact that he is 13. :|

It could of turned from "13 year abducts exotic dancer, " to "13 year rapes exotic dancer, :angry:". Do you really think that all he wanted was for her to lap dance with him?

 

[DEATH eVADER]

That was no shotgun the kid had.....

It was a pump-action dildo :naughty:

 

[kingthebadger]

That was no shotgun the kid had.....

It was a pump-action dildo :naughty:

shooting cum. painful death

 

[BRODIEMAN2k4]

Proves the little head has more control then the big head

 

[Spartan]

Or you don't have a sense of humor?Even tho what the kid was bad...the humor behind it is the fact that he is 13. :|

Yeah, so if a 13-year old rapes or muders someone, it's funny. I get it. Ha ha.

 

[Edcrab]

It's not exactly funny, but the fact that the retarded ego-teen botched his abduction attempt is a nice example of poetic justice. Well, maybe it'd be more poetic if he underwent an equally traumatic experience.

I just hope his plight is advertised... I'm sure he'll get lots of legit action after women realise his usual seduction attempts involve firearms and threats.

 

[<RJMC>]

lol thats kids is very pervertive
he hires a exotic and abdutcs her whit a shotgun in hes house,only in USA

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I loled muchly.

Was that before or after you bit the poor boys hand?



:O

Yeah, so if a 13-year old rapes or muders someone, it's funny. I get it. Ha ha.

Lighten up...The funny part is that he didn't manage to do it, and he failed, learning a much needed lesson.

 

[oldagerocker]

what a strange child, has he not heard of Wnak-mags?... kids need them at that age. Instead of abducting people

 

[LeXo5]

exotdanceowned

 

[Tr0n]

It could of turned from "13 year abducts exotic dancer, " to "13 year rapes exotic dancer, :angry:". Do you really think that all he wanted was for her to lap dance with him?

It could have...but it didn't.So...

 

[Phisionary]

what a strange child, has he not heard of Wnak-mags?... kids need them at that age. Instead of abducting people

hahahaha hell yah! I can see it now! "This boy was driven to this terribly act by his uncontrollable hornyness! I propose that we need to get pornography into the hands of young teenagers all across this country, to prevent this kind of terrible crime. Won't you do it, for the children!"







...well ok, maybe not. but it's funny :E

 

[Dr. Freeman]

/me sighs

my goodness :O

 

[oldagerocker]

hahahaha hell yah! I can see it now! "This boy was driven to this terribly act by his uncontrollable hornyness! I propose that we need to get pornography into the hands of young teenagers all across this country, to prevent this kind of terrible crime. Won't you do it, for the children!"

This must be against some sort of Human Rights legislation, we must let the children wnak!! :rolling:

 

[Phisionary]

This must be against some sort of Human Rights legislation, we must let the children wnak!! :rolling:

hee hee hee. exactly

I read a sex advice column by dan savage... he advocates mothers giving their daughters dildo's when thy're about 13... so they don't hurt themselves with their own experimentation.

Well, hell. Everyone does it (damn close, at least). Why keep denying it? Accept it, live with it, love it. Don't involve others unless you both want to (I still don't want 'wnak'ing in public, IMO).

Back on topic! bad phis!
what was the topic?

 

[Burn]

I read a sex advice column by dan savage... he advocates mothers giving their daughters dildo's when thy're about 13... so they don't hurt themselves with their own experimentation.

Dan Savage is a dirty little pervert.

 

[Maxi]

Hahaha, poor horny kid

Haha, I thought the same when I read that

 

[RTFMy]

Nothing a little masturbation couldn't have fixed...


To late now :naughty:

 

[Sgt. Duffy]

Oh my god, what a hick.

 

[Phisionary]

Dan Savage is a dirty little pervert.

hahahahah yeah you're probably right. great aint it.