18 Tricks to Teach Your Body

[Kamikazie]

i found this very interesting...have to try some of these out to see if they are true or not

18 Tricks to Teach Your Body

 

[Greatgat]

Oh yeah! I'm about to ****ing own my body!

 

[Muffin Man]

Need to pee? No bathroom nearby? Fantasize about Jessica Simpson.

Q.F.T.

 

[Kamikazie]

some of these actually seem understandable.

 

[Hazar]

lol, saw this on in4mador a couple days ago.

 

[Muffin Man]

i think most of them are, just a little weird. I'd hate to try and explain them to strangers on the fly though
*inquisitive peep*"why should you exhale while your left foot hits the ground as you run?"
*me, yo*" cuz when you exhale your body exhales it puts pressure down your body, and that goes to the right foot (if u exhale as ur right foot hits) and your right foot is more agressive than your left. assuming that it is on your dominant leg. Now the right foot will push back, and the pressure will meet in the middle. so if your left leg is dominant exhale on your right foot. But if your ambidexterious.. well then your just ****ed"

EDIT - hazaar put an epilepsy warning on ur avatar

 

[Shamrock]

Thats coooool.

 

[DreadLord]

Awesome.

 

[Qonfused]

I wanna try that two-finger thing. Wait. In how many ways did that sound wrong?

 

[CyberPitz]

I wanna try that two-finger thing. Wait. In how many ways did that sound wrong?

Not near enough...replace the word "Thing" with "Shocker" and then you have it right.

I'mma have to try it though, sounds like fun

 

[Raziaar]

LOL. It may sound a bit... crude, but thinking about sex or at least getting a hard on, really does wonders for not having to go to the bathroom. I think its the latter that does it. If i'm in a long car trip, and not the driver(when I feel I have to go to the bathroom the most. I just give myself a... you get the gist..)

 

[Dekstar]

I do that pee one a lot tbh (Gets harder to get a hard-on if you don't do it early though), but I don't have to think about sex to do it.

And I like that breathing one, the short-sightedness one, and the running one, though it confuses me as it probably assumes you're right-handed when reading it.

 

[Que-Ever]

That sinus one works, I just did it, It's so awesome :O

 

[Vegeta897]

Has anyone tried the arm thing? I tried it on myself to no avail.
/me looks for someone.

 

[jondy]

Has anyone tried the arm thing? I tried it on myself to no avail.
/me looks for someone.

QFT, my arm still stays straight

 

[Hectic Glenn]

I just tried it, they got pissed off because you can't stop your arm falling no matter how much you wanna try. Theres some resistance but its greatly reduced. Interesting stuff.

 

[Vegeta897]

I just tried it, they got pissed off because you can't stop your arm falling no matter how much you wanna try. Theres some resistance but its greatly reduced. Interesting stuff.

How'd you get it to work? If I raise my right arm, which should be higher? And how much higher did you have it? I'm dying to get this to work

 

[Dalamari]

Young man, you ever look back and wonder what would happen if you had just, given up?

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Straight out to the side, line up with your shoulder, i put the books under the same sided foot as the arm used. If your doing it yourself it wont work, as you use the other arm to push the other it will distort your spine shape. Need a 2nd person. Oh and push quite hard.

 

[short recoil]

Those tricks are shit.

Do what i've done and learn to:

-Hold your breath for 3:38
-Control your bloodflow around your body to a great extent.
-Be able to paralyse your entire body from neck down for a few minutes (great if you need surgery done without anesthetics)
-release adrenaline into body at will using mental techniques.
-Increase reaction speed by making more movements automatic, avoiding the processing delay of the brain, using this i have got under 0.10 seconds in reaction speed tests. (like touching something hot and recoiling)

 

[SimonomiS]

Yeah, once you've done that learn to create fireballs in your hand from nothing. Piece of cake.

 

[oldagerocker]

Those tricks are shit.

Do what i've done and learn to:

-Hold your breath for 3:38
-Control your bloodflow around your body to a great extent.
-Be able to paralyse your entire body from neck down for a few minutes (great if you need surgery done without anesthetics)
-release adrenaline into body at will using mental techniques.
-Increase reaction speed by making more movements automatic, avoiding the processing delay of the brain, using this i have got under 0.10 seconds in reaction speed tests. (like touching something hot and recoiling)

So masturbation then?

 

[Sulkdodds]

(like touching something hot and recoiling)

Because you have an incredibly...waitforit....short recoil!

 

[sinkoman]

Those tricks are shit.

Do what i've done and learn to:

-Hold your breath for 3:38
-Control your bloodflow around your body to a great extent.
-Be able to paralyse your entire body from neck down for a few minutes (great if you need surgery done without anesthetics)
-release adrenaline into body at will using mental techniques.
-Increase reaction speed by making more movements automatic, avoiding the processing delay of the brain, using this i have got under 0.10 seconds in reaction speed tests. (like touching something hot and recoiling)

I guess he hasn't stepped out of the realm of showish offageness.

/me looks for sarcasm bubles.

 

[jondy]

Because you have an incredibly...waitforit....short recoil!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaa *pounds table*

Disturbingly enough, however, I actually didn't see that coming

 

[Muffin Man]

Those tricks are shit.

Do what i've done and learn to:

-Hold your breath for 3:38
-Control your bloodflow around your body to a great extent.
-Be able to paralyse your entire body from neck down for a few minutes (great if you need surgery done without anesthetics)
-release adrenaline into body at will using mental techniques.
-Increase reaction speed by making more movements automatic, avoiding the processing delay of the brain, using this i have got under 0.10 seconds in reaction speed tests. (like touching something hot and recoiling)

takes too much time, I'd prolly have to get in shape first, and i alwayse lose motivation

 

[CSD-San]

That's really neat. Figures I learn about a cool congestion relief method as soon as I'm over a cold.

 

[OvA]

Funny, the most I've managed is sitting on my hand to cut off circulation for
"The stranger"

 

[Greatgat]

That's really neat. Figures I learn about a cool congestion relief method as soon as I'm over a cold.

Yes, we only learn about draining our clogged orifices after it's too late. Much too late.
Oh, and cool av. FLCL is the shiznit.

edit:

Funny, the most I've managed is sitting on my hand to cut off circulation for
"The stranger"

lol at "the stranger"

 

[Hazar]

Yeah, once you've done that learn to create fireballs in your hand from nothing. Piece of cake.

pfft, that is nothing, just wait till you can electrocute people a la palpatine.

 

[ríomhaire]

pfft, that is nothing, just wait till you can electrocute people a la palpatine.

n00bs, try something hard like controlling an army of kittens with your mind. I've made it all the way to Vortigaunt and beyond, Nihilanth was such a n00b.