18 year old dead after flipping off a train!

[CyberPitz]

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/..._Killed_While_Making_Obscene_Gesture_at_Train

Man on train tracks killed while making obscene gesture at train

KENOSHA, Wis. (AP) -- An 18-year-old man was struck and killed by a train as he reportedly stood on the tracks and made an obscene gesture at the train, the Kenosha Sheriff's Department said Saturday.

Natural Selection FTW.

 

[function9]

Well at least it happened before he had a chance to harm others.

 

[CyberPitz]

Well at least it happened before he had a chance to harm others.

True. If you're THAT intoxicated where you do something as RETARDED as that, then the other person goes to the hospital for dangerous amounts of alcohol in the system....ya....

 

[The Brick]

LOL natural selection

 

[-Psy-]

And they say society is going down hill...

LIES!

 

[Gargantou]

CyberPitz, if you're beaten to death by an insane drugaddict, it's natural selection, right? Because if he's stronger than you, it's natural selection... Everyone know that in nature, the most fit/strong are the ones that survive and dominate!

 

[CyberPitz]

CyberPitz, if you're beaten to death by an insane drugaddict, it's natural selection, right? Because if he's stronger than you, it's natural selection... Everyone know that in nature, the most fit/strong are the ones that survive and dominate!

Exactly, see! He obviously wasn't intelligent enough to have survival instincts, so he died to a predetor, THE TRAIN!

 

[Shippi]

.

 

[CyberPitz]

what an idiot

Even if you're "extremely intoxicated", you'd still realise that the HUGE ****ING TRAIN heading TOWARDS you is dangerous, surely?

You'd like to think..maybe he had a mental condition, and the extreme intoxication just put him over the edge of brain dead.

 

[bvasgm]

owned

 

[-Psy-]

Woot! A TRAIN! CHOO-CHOO!

*splat*

Choooo...Chooo..Choo...Choo....ooo...*fades to black*

 

[Ravioli]

CyberPitz, if you're beaten to death by an insane drugaddict, it's natural selection, right? Because if he's stronger than you, it's natural selection... Everyone know that in nature, the most fit/strong are the ones that survive and dominate!

Not really, thats why we are on the other side of the cage and the tigers, gorrilas and other wild dangerous animals are on the inner side of the cage. We gave up most of our fysical strength to grow a bigger brain, so now we laugh at the stronger animals saying "haha, you are bigger then me, but ive got a bigger brain, thats why your on the other side of the cage hihihihi"

 

[Gargantou]

Exactly, see! He obviously wasn't intelligent enough to have survival instincts, so he died to a predetor, THE TRAIN!

HAHAHA that's so true now that you use my 'argument' to reflect upon the event!xDDD That's just soo funny, though sad but still funny. I deff. feel for the guys family though.

 

[-Psy-]

Not really, thats why we are on the other side of the cage and the tigers, gorrilas and other wild dangerous animals are on the inner side of the cage. We gave up most of our fysical strength to grow a bigger brain, so now we laugh at the stronger animals saying "haha, you are bigger then me, but ive got a bigger brain, thats why your on the other side of the cage hihihihi"

So, your trying to say that Tiger's sit wearing Fezs and drinking Tea?

 

[Dekstar]

Rule number one: Don't attempt to play chicken with train.
Rule number two: See Rule number one, retard.

 

[Absinthe]

This guy's a god damn hero. Exactly how I wanna go out.

 

[-Psy-]

HAHA!

I could just imagine the Thomas the Tank Engine theme tune playing in the background at his funeral.

 

[Icarusintel]

I flipped off a train once...


... it got so scared it jumped off the tracks. That was a good day.

 

[SimonomiS]

I had an awesome mental image of someone doing a backflip off a moving train when I read the title of this thread.

 

[Absinthe]

I had the image of somebody screaming at an oncoming train, spazzing out like a freak, throwing his shoes at it, and then going splat.

 

[Gargantou]

I had the image of it being Asinthe, but then I realized he's 19, not 18.. Boy was I in for a dissappointment

 

[Absinthe]

The only train going through me is a mantrain.

 

[CyberPitz]

I had the image of somebody screaming at an oncoming train, spazzing out like a freak, throwing his shoes at it, and then going splat.

That's what I'm going to do when I die, give people an awesome laugh, AND die in a very unpainful way. Of course, I'll have signed a waiver stating I want the video I've recorded to be released to the internet with slight censoring so everybody here could get a laugh!

On second though, **** you guys, I want the video to myself!

 

[The Monkey]

Speaking of which: http://www.darwinawards.com/

 

[Stigmata]

That's what I'm going to do when I die, give people an awesome laugh, AND die in a very unpainful way. Of course, I'll have signed a waiver stating I want the video I've recorded to be released to the internet with slight censoring so everybody here could get a laugh!

On second though, **** you guys, I want the video to myself!

Pff, everyone knows ghosts can't see televisions, it'll be useless to you.

 

[lePobz]

Maybe he was trying to warn the driver of the train of an obstruction further down the tracks ....

"Hey, stop the train ... there's an UP YOURS on the track!!"

 

[Raziaar]

I had an awesome mental image of someone doing a backflip off a moving train when I read the title of this thread.

****. I was going to post that... except a front flip. I had really thought somebody died by doing a flip off a train.

You stole my thunder. :E

 

[Core407]

Would be cool to actually run INTO the train and drop kick it.

 

[CyberPitz]

Would be cool to actually run INTO the train and drop kick it.

Then you'd feel the pain of your foot getting crushed before you died...that's no fun.

 

[Tyguy]

maybe he thought he would respawn

 

[CyberPitz]

maybe he thought he would respawn

He just got done watching Superman...

Drunk Guy 1: Hey man lets cross these tracks fast, there's a train comming...
Drunk Guy 2: Ok...wait, watch I'm superman!
DG1: LOLUNEWB NO WAI!
DG2: SRSLY

*SPLAT*

DG1: LOL TOLD YOU NEWB! CU N 15 sec!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

FTMFW! What a f*cking idiot.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

This thread makes me feel sad.

Hell, what if the guy was at his wits end, having drunk himself stupid because it's the only way away from the pain that life brings him every day, and in that instant, he decides to end it all. But not without the gesture of "F*ck the world", because that's what the world had been doing to him.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Your anger makes me sad. ;(

 

[joule]

Oh. Thought you meant flipping off in the literal sense. Oh well, lol.

 

[Baserape>]

This should become an Olympic sport.

9.2

:evil:

 

[Beerdude26]

I feel like AL about this, but Baserape's comment made me LOL.

 

[Reaktor4]

Imagine the media reaction if the guy had been on one of the bad drugs.

 

[hungryduck]

trains + alcohol = bad

 

[sinkoman]

Oh. Thought you meant flipping off in the literal sense. Oh well, lol.

Same D:

I immediately pictured a hobo doing a backflip out of a wooden traincart.