2 Canadians die as bear flies through SUV

[LibDem]

Only in Canada, eh?

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/08/2-people-die-as-bear-flies-through-suv/

 

[Stylo]

Holy shit. Imagine being in a car and a bear coming through your windscreen, dayum.

 

[GreatEmperor]

They can fly now? Canada has developed the most lethal weapon yet

 

[Naph]

Guess the force was too much to bear.

 

[Eejit]

I had a ****ed up dream about bears last night.

 

[No Limit]

That's something to bear in mind next time you're in Canada.

 

[CptStern]

the puns in this thread are unbearable!!!

 

[Bad^Hat]

Doubt that came up in their horoscopes. Not the kind of thing you'd see in ursine.

(Sorry.)

 

[function9]

And I get pissed when those crazy ass squirrels decide to dart out into the street. Sheesh.

 

[Lucid]

?

 

[Robbo]

I'm glad other countries have wildlife all over their rural roads too.

The SUV’s 35-year-old female driver and a 40-year-old man sitting behind her were killed; a 28-year-old front-seat passenger suffered minor injuries, Fournel said.

I feel sorry for the guy that survived, he'd feel terrible being the only one.

 

[Warped]

I guess they forgot the bear necessities in life!

 

[Viperidae]

Bears be murdering Canadians all over the place this week.

Spoiler

Hockey humour.

 

[CptStern]

I'm glad other countries have wildlife all over their rural roads too.



I feel sorry for the guy that survived, he'd feel terrible being the only one.

the guilt would be unbearable

 

[sixteenth]

I hope Colbert gets wind of this because he'd have a field day. That would fur sure be hilarious.

 

[Robbo]

the guilt would be unbearable

That's barely acceptable

 

[The Monkey]

Jesus Christ you people are cynical. Two people died, ffs.

Bear in mind that before making stupid jokes.

 

[Eejit]

We should paws and have a moment of silence.

 

[No Limit]

Jesus Christ you people are cynical. Two people died, ffs.

Bear in mind that before making stupid jokes.

I have a unbearable disease called being a cynical asshole. No known cure for it at this time.

 

[CptStern]

canadians finally have the right to bear arms

 

[Bad^Hat]

This forum should enact some kind of claws against bad puns.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Guess those Canadians weren't very head strong.

 

[GreatEmperor]

Uhhh they should watch those hair pin turns

 

[morgs]

Doesn't bear thinking about.

 

[Gargantou]

I think you're all being really insensitive!

Need I remind you that a poor defenseless bear died here as a result of human arrogance?

Shame on you all!

 

[CptStern]

agreed, the humans should bear the brunt of the blame for this tradegy

 

[<RJMC>]

the windshield wasnt able to bear it

 

[Yorick]

tradegy

What.

 

[CptStern]

you know what the say about only needing the first and last letter to be able to read a word despite it being misspelled? bear that in mind the next time it happens!