35 Baffling Questions. See If You Can Answer Some Of Them...

[SpArKs]

The internet has been called the greatest education tool ever...

Yet, in the words of the old song there are still more questions than answers.

Here are just some of the thousands of queries pinging around on emails and forums baffling computer users, from the origin of species to the shape of pizza boxes. Some silly to some serious.

See if you can answer one of them...

Why do we press harder on a remote when we know the batteries are flat?

Can you cry under water?

Why do people believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the tube?

Why do they use sterilised needles for execution by lethal injection?

How come Tarzan didn't have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but ducks when a baddie throws a gun at him?

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in "lisp"?

Whats the speed of dark?

Are there reserved parking spaces for able-bodied people at the Special Olympics?

If you sent someone a consignment of polystyrene, what would you pack it in?

If the temperature is zero outside today and its going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold would it be?

Why do banks charge for "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money in your account to pay for it?

If its true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing?

What level of importance must a person have before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?

Why does round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before figuring out it would be a good idea to put wheels on our bigger suitcases?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when baby's wake up every couple of hours?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings then put money into binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubical curtain while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

Why is an actor in a movie but on TV?

Do fish ever get thirsty?

Can you still get cornered if you're in a round room?

Why don't birds fall out of trees when they are asleep?

Orange: which came first, the fruit or the colour?

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, should we boycott baby oil?

Why is it called a "building" when it's already been built?

If you were travelling at the speed of sound and turned on you radio, would you be able to hear it?

If you were driving at the speed of light and turned on your headlights, what would happen?

Why is it called a TV set when there's only one of it?

Why do the speedometers on cars go up to the speeds that are both completely illegal and well beyond the capability of the car?

Once you make it to heaven, are you stuck for eternity in the same clothes you were buried in?

Enjoy...

 

[JellyWorld]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the tube?

Because glue only becomes sticky when it reacts with the air.

If you were driving at the speed of light and turned on your headlights, what would happen?

Blue Shift.

 

[kirovman]

36. Where do babies come from?

 

[Shakermaker]

If you were travelling at the speed of sound and turned on you radio, would you be able to hear it?

That depends.
If the radio is moving at the same speed and in the same direction, yes.
If you're moving a away from the radio with a speed higher than mach 1, no

 

[Solaris]

The internet has been called the greatest education tool ever...

Yet, in the words of the old song there are still more questions than answers.

Here are just some of the thousands of queries pinging around on emails and forums baffling computer users, from the origin of species to the shape of pizza boxes. Some silly to some serious.

See if you can answer one of them...

Why do we press harder on a remote when we know the batteries are flat?

Simple psychologiccal responce, we fail so we try harder, and make sure it isnt just the buttons stuck

Can you cry under water?

Yes, but not properly, the pressure can stop the tears coming out.

Why do people believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when the paint is wet?

They can't test the 4billion stars, and how do you know if they do belive you plus they like to see just how wet it is.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the tube?

Non stick material.

Why do they use sterilised needles for execution by lethal injection?

They usually come steralised, its just good practice.

How come Tarzan didn't have a beard?

He rocks.

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but ducks when a baddie throws a gun at him?

Coz hes bullet proof not gun proof.

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

So they didnt knock them selves out before they hit there target.

Whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in "lisp"?

Mine

Whats the speed of dark?

0, becuase dark is just the absense of light

Are there reserved parking spaces for able-bodied people at the Special Olympics?

No

If you sent someone a consignment of polystyrene, what would you pack it in?

Cardboard, or a big metal container if in bulk

If the temperature is zero outside today and its going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold would it be?

-2degrees

Why do banks charge for "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money in your account to pay for it?

There ba**ards

If its true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing?

Getting into toruble so we must help them

What level of importance must a person have before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?

7 on the aweshens scale

Why does round pizza come in a square box?

Easier to make

How is it that we put man on the moon before figuring out it would be a good idea to put wheels on our bigger suitcases?

Blame canada

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when baby's wake up every couple of hours?

Babys sleep cute

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings then put money into binoculars to look at things on the ground?

You can see more

Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubical curtain while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Its nicer, so they dont have to see youre undies.

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

Fatcats

Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

The interantional copyright agency

Why is an actor in a movie but on TV?

Coz shens

Do fish ever get thirsty?

Yes

Can you still get cornered if you're in a round room?

Yup just takes more people

Why don't birds fall out of trees when they are asleep?

Nests

Orange: which came first, the fruit or the colour?

Fruit, as the name is given by man

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, should we boycott baby oil?

Yes

Why is it called a "building" when it's already been built?

Americans named it

If you were travelling at the speed of sound and turned on you radio, would you be able to hear it?

Is the radio in front or behind?

If you were driving at the speed of light and turned on your headlights, what would happen?

Normal ness, coz there infront of you.

Why is it called a TV set when there's only one of it?

Americans

Why do the speedometers on cars go up to the speeds that are both completely illegal and well beyond the capability of the car?

Looks more impressive

Once you make it to heaven, are you stuck for eternity in the same clothes you were buried in?

No, you are given a standard issue frock.

Enjoy...[/quote]

 

[Beerdude26]

Why do we press harder on a remote when we know the batteries are flat?
Lol silly Probably because we know that it can take more, and we have a higher success rate of clicking on the buttons if we press somewhat harder.

Can you cry under water?
Yes. WTF this question is so lame

Why do people believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when the paint is wet?
Guess the saying "Seeing before believing" is in order here.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the tube?
Glue only becomes sticky when it comes into contact with air.

Why do they use sterilised needles for execution by lethal injection?
Because the junkies won't give up their infected ones.

How come Tarzan didn't have a beard?
Ants ate it off his face every night.

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but ducks when a baddie throws a gun at him?
It gives the impression he isn't completely invulnerable. Then he omgwtfpwns them.

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Because their heads would have exploshensed due to various reasons.

Whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in "lisp"?
Mine. That's why I stopped lisping.

Whats the speed of dark?
None lol

Are there reserved parking spaces for able-bodied people at the Special Olympics?
Yes.

If you sent someone a consignment of polystyrene, what would you pack it in?
Pure gold.

If the temperature is zero outside today and its going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold would it be?
0° Celsius = 270° Kelvin
So 270° Kelvin / 2 = 135° Kelvin

Why do banks charge for "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money in your account to pay for it?
Because they want to pwn you as much and as fast as possible because your a stealing ****.

If its true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing?
Btw, it's "it's", not "its"

What level of importance must a person have before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?
None. A person is always assassinated when he was killed on contract.

Why does round pizza come in a square box?
Because round boxes are more hard to make (requires more complex machines).

How is it that we put man on the moon before figuring out it would be a good idea to put wheels on our bigger suitcases?
How is it that everyone thinks that god caused man to become so creative?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when baby's wake up every couple of hours?
Because babies contain high amounts of "omfgsocute"-gen. People think they will inherit or start producing this gen when they talk of themselves as a baby.

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings then put money into binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Because when the binoculars are active, they can break the money machine below it open and drop all the coins to below.

Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubical curtain while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Because they still want to give the patient some dignity by not laughing at their "I love Snoopy" panties.

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
We used it up on crack.

Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
I dunno go look on the site

Why is an actor in a movie but on TV?
Why are you on a computer?

Do fish ever get thirsty?
Yes, when they get dehydrated. You don't notice it though

Can you still get cornered if you're in a round room?
Yes if they all surround you

Why don't birds fall out of trees when they are asleep?
They pwn us with their sense of balance.

Orange: which came first, the fruit or the colour?
Colour probably

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, should we boycott baby oil?
Yes.

Why is it called a "building" when it's already been built?
Fine. Call it a tenement.

If you were travelling at the speed of sound and turned on you radio, would you be able to hear it?
No, you would just hear continuous exploshens

If you were driving at the speed of light and turned on your headlights, what would happen?
I dunno you go check it out

Why is it called a TV set when there's only one of it?
Because it is comprised of a lot of hardware crap.

Why do the speedometers on cars go up to the speeds that are both completely illegal and well beyond the capability of the car?
Because people <3 to kill themselves.

Once you make it to heaven, are you stuck for eternity in the same clothes you were buried in?
Probably not. You're just naked

 

[kirovman]

The one about the glue is because the vapour from the solvent is unable to evapourate within the glue tube. Once it is outside the tube, the solvent vapour will evapourate, and the remaining glue components will harden as a result.

 

[Razor]

I was reading in The Sun, the shit tabloid paper, yesterday these questions and wondered why people are so stupid to actually ask them.
Yet, in the words of the old song there are still more questions than answers.

Why do we press harder on a remote when we know the batteries are flat?
I press harder due to first wondering if it's a problem with the button and not having pressed hard enough or that the button isn't hitting the electronic pad underneath due to being knocked out of position.

Can you cry under water?
Yes you can


Why do people believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when the paint is wet?
Because it would be impossible to gauge an exact figure of the number of stars in the night sky, but checking wet paint is merely a point of raising your hand and gently tapping it

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the tube?
glue hardens when it comes into contact with the air, the tube has no air inside it so can not harden

Why do they use sterilised needles for execution by lethal injection?
Most probably to stop infection in the body after death

How come Tarzan didn't have a beard?
He shaves or the fact that Tarzen would probably seem a lot more attractive to Jane and other females who like the story of Tarzen without a beard, so the author wrote him without a beard.

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but ducks when a baddie throws a gun at him?
A gun travelling towards you would obscure your view for a few seconds whereas bullets wouldn't. It might also be down to the fact that Superman might not be fast enough to stop a bullet but fast enough to stop a gun.

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Headphones from the radios and the oxygen mask as well which would have a built in microphone to allow 2 way radio communication.

Whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in "lisp"?

Whats the speed of dark?
Dark would advance or retreat at the same speed that light retreats or advances, thus the speed of dark would be the same as the speed of light; 186,000miles per second.

Are there reserved parking spaces for able-bodied people at the Special Olympics?
No, there wouldn't. Disabled parking spaces are used so that disabled people have enough room for their wheel chairs either side of their car and also so that they don't have to move as far to the entrance/exit. A fully abled person wouldn't need such luxuries.

If you sent someone a consignment of polystyrene, what would you pack it in? a box

If the temperature is zero outside today and its going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold would it be? When people say this, it's generally used to describe how cold it feels against the human skin and not a proper temperature. Thus if it's 0 today, it will feel twice as cold tomorrow next to your skin

Why do banks charge for "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money in your account to pay for it?As a punishment and because you're borrowing money from them when their are insufficient funds in your account, it could also be due to administrative charges as well

If its true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing?
[/b]helping you[/b]

What level of importance must a person have before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?

Why does round pizza come in a square box?
Because it's much easier to make a square pizza box then a round one.

How is it that we put man on the moon before figuring out it would be a good idea to put wheels on our bigger suitcases?Most probably because people who put man on the moon were smarter then the suitcase manufacturers?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when baby's wake up every couple of hours?When a baby is a sleep, they look a lot more peaceful and tranquille then an adult generally would

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings then put money into binoculars to look at things on the ground? Because people go up tall buildings to see long distances and to feel the height and the wind. Telescopes would aid them in seeing longer distances.

Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubical curtain while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Most probably to help you to feel comfortable, stripping naked infront of someone you don't know feels more uncomfortable then standing infront of someone you don't know naked.

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?nations are spending money they don't have

Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
as far as i am aware, no one has copyrighted the copyright symbol and it's just part of language

Why is an actor in a movie but on TV?
don't understand this question

Do fish ever get thirsty?

Can you still get cornered if you're in a round room?
yes

Why don't birds fall out of trees when they are asleep?

Orange: which came first, the fruit or the colour?
That depends what is meant by the colour orange, if it's the word orange and not the actual colour itself, then the fruit came first, but the colour orange has been around since the beginning of the universe.

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, should we boycott baby oil?
Due to differences in why they're named that. Corn oil and Vegetable oil are named that because they are made out of corn and vegetables, Baby oil is designed to be used for babies so it's named Baby oil

Why is it called a "building" when it's already been built?

If you were travelling at the speed of sound and turned on you radio, would you be able to hear it?
That would depend on the context. If you turn on your radio which was in a stationary position and started travelling at the speed of sound away from it, you wouldn't hear it. If the radio was travelling with you and was connected to your ears, yes you would, as radio waves travel at the speed of light and not the speed of sound.

If you were driving at the speed of light and turned on your headlights, what would happen? The colour would shift towards blue

Why is it called a TV set when there's only one of it?

Why do the speedometers on cars go up to the speeds that are both completely illegal and well beyond the capability of the car?

Once you make it to heaven, are you stuck for eternity in the same clothes you were buried in?
I would presume heaven is a place where you would be made to feel most comfortable so you would wear what you're comfortable in

 

[Hectic Glenn]

People trying to answer them need to get a life...you have too much time!

Btw this list is actually doctored from the original email which is 'Peter Kay's interesting life questions'. He uses them in his stand up...so i'm not sure how this got mixed up. Surely everyone has read this chain-mail too many times.
(chain-mail sucks)

 

[15357]

People trying to answer them need to get a life...you have too much time!

Btw this list is actually doctored from the original email which is 'Peter Kay's interesting life questions'. He uses them in his stand up...so i'm not sure how this got mixed up. Surely everyone has read this chain-mail too many times.
(chain-mail sucks)

Well, thank you. I was about to answer the questions but I read your post. I must now ponder my existance and the reason of life.

 

[Steven]

Well I've went passed everyone's post but I could answer the majority of them but I can't be stuffed.

 

[Sam]

Orange the fruit came first, the name slowly transformed into norange as they were exported further away, then they dropped the n from norange because an orange sounds the same as a norange.

An actor is in a movie just like they can be in a TV show. They are also on at the cinema and on TV when that film / show is being played. The in is because they are also in that film / show, but are on a screen at certain times.

 

[ríomhaire]

Why do we press harder on a remote when we know the batteries are flat?
Because the button might be jammed

Can you cry under water?
Of course

Why do people believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when the paint is wet?
Because you can't check if there are 4,000,000,000

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the tube?
Because the companies aren't idiots and make them with glue proof materials.

Why do they use sterilised needles for execution by lethal injection?
Because

How come Tarzan didn't have a beard?
Because he isn't real

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but ducks when a baddie throws a gun at him?
Gun metal contains kryptonite

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Microphones for comunication

Whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in "lisp"?
Not mine!

Whats the speed of dark?
Darkness is the absense of light. It is an abstract thing so therefor has no speed.

Are there reserved parking spaces for able-bodied people at the Special Olympics?
No, that would make no sense.

If you sent someone a consignment of polystyrene, what would you pack it in?
More polysteyrene so it wouldn't get broken.

If the temperature is zero outside today and its going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold would it be?
-37 celcius

Why do banks charge for "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money in your account to pay for it?
I don't know much about banks

If its true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing?
Helping us

What level of importance must a person have before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?
Use your own judgment

Why does round pizza come in a square box?
Because a circular box would require needless effort to manufacture.

How is it that we put man on the moon before figuring out it would be a good idea to put wheels on our bigger suitcases?
Did we :O

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when baby's wake up every couple of hours?
Slept like a baby means slept peacfuly as babies look when they are asleep

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings then put money into binoculars to look at things on the ground?
I don't

Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubical curtain while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Do they

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
Banks

Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
ME!

Why is an actor in a movie but on TV?
WTF?

Do fish ever get thirsty?
Yes, when they're caught

Can you still get cornered if you're in a round room?
You can get cornered in the middle of a field if there are enough people around you

Why don't birds fall out of trees when they are asleep?
Because they build nests

Orange: which came first, the fruit or the colour?
wikipedia

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, should we boycott baby oil?
No, because it isn't made of babies

Why is it called a "building" when it's already been built?
Don't know

If you were travelling at the speed of sound and turned on you radio, would you be able to hear it?
Depends

If you were driving at the speed of light and turned on your headlights, what would happen?
You would have already been converted into energy and thus wouldn't find out

Why is it called a TV set when there's only one of it?
Because

Why do the speedometers on cars go up to the speeds that are both completely illegal and well beyond the capability of the car?
Because if you mod the car it can go that fast. And on motorways in some countries there is no limit I believe. There is also no limit when not driving on roads.

Once you make it to heaven, are you stuck for eternity in the same clothes you were buried in?
No, the clothes are on your body, not your soul.

 

[JNightshade]

I'd go through and answer them all, but it seems I've been beaten to it. Several times.

And these questions were pretty freaking easy...

 

[The Monkey]

Why do we press harder on a remote when we know the batteries are flat?
Why not? It might work.

Can you cry under water?
Yes, yes you can.

Why do people believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when the paint is wet?
That has never happened to me.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the tube?
Because it only works once in contact with air.

Why do they use sterilised needles for execution by lethal injection?
All needles are sterilised. It's not like they're gonna un-sterilise it for the sake of it.

How come Tarzan didn't have a beard?
Writer's mistake.

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but ducks when a baddie throws a gun at him?
See above.

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
To ensure their safety until they reach their target.

Whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in "lisp"?
It's a word. Get over it.

Whats the speed of dark?
0. Darkness is the absence of light.

Are there reserved parking spaces for able-bodied people at the Special Olympics?
I don't know, ask the managers.

If you sent someone a consignment of polystyrene, what would you pack it in?
Your mom?

If the temperature is zero outside today and its going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold would it be?
0/2=0

Why do banks charge for "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money in your account to pay for it?
To make more money?

If its true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing?
We are the others.

What level of importance must a person have before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?
I duuno, ask your cat.

Why does round pizza come in a square box?
Because it's easier to make?

How is it that we put man on the moon before figuring out it would be a good idea to put wheels on our bigger suitcases?
Because the moon is much more important than some stupid suitcases.

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when baby's wake up every couple of hours?
Because babies sleep more than adults.

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings then put money into binoculars to look at things on the ground?
To get a broader view.

Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubical curtain while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
They don't.

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
Companies.

Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
Who cares?

Why is an actor in a movie but on TV?
Because it sounds better.

Do fish ever get thirsty?
Yes.

Can you still get cornered if you're in a round room?
Yes.

Why don't birds fall out of trees when they are asleep?
Because they build nests.

Orange: which came first, the fruit or the colour?
The fruit.

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, should we boycott baby oil?
No.

Why is it called a "building" when it's already been built?
It's just a word, get over it.

If you were travelling at the speed of sound and turned on you radio, would you be able to hear it?
Yes.

If you were driving at the speed of light and turned on your headlights, what would happen?
You can't travel at the speed of light.

Why is it called a TV set when there's only one of it?
Because you got speakers, DVDs and CD-players as well?

Why do the speedometers on cars go up to the speeds that are both completely illegal and well beyond the capability of the car?
It make it look cooler.

Once you make it to heaven, are you stuck for eternity in the same clothes you were buried in?
There's no such thing as "heaven".

 

[dream431ca]

The internet has been called the greatest education tool ever...

Yet, in the words of the old song there are still more questions than answers.

Here are just some of the thousands of queries pinging around on emails and forums baffling computer users, from the origin of species to the shape of pizza boxes. Some silly to some serious.

See if you can answer one of them...

Why do we press harder on a remote when we know the batteries are oflat?

We think we can squeeze out more energy out of the battery if we press harder on a button...human nature.

Can you cry under water?

Yes

Why do people believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when the paint is wet?

They believe you because they're to lazy to look it up and checking the paint when it's wet is a much more easier task to do.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the tube?

There is a special coating on the inside of the tube where the glue is so it does not stick.

Why do they use sterilised needles for execution by lethal injection?

There is a risk of infection to the people giving the lethal injection.


How come Tarzan didn't have a beard?

He shaved with a sharp object found in some remote jungle


Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but ducks when a baddie throws a gun at him?

Because Superman has a speed limit to things thrown at him....and because Superman cannot be damaged by a certain mass.


Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

So they do a high G manuver and they hit their head, they won't pass out or die before hitting their target


Whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in "lisp"?

ME!!

Whats the speed of dark?

Same as the speed of light..just inverted

Are there reserved parking spaces for able-bodied people at the Special Olympics?

Yes

If you sent someone a consignment of polystyrene, what would you pack it in?

An Ice cooler, because at warm tempratures the polystryrene turns into liquid


If the temperature is zero outside today and its going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold would it be?

Depends on where you live


Why do banks charge for "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money in your account to pay for it?

Because they want your money even if you have none

If its true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing?


Nothing

What level of importance must a person have before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?

Good question...I think it would be a CEO of a major company


Why does round pizza come in a square box?

Because the factories don't have a circular cut out for the box


How is it that we put man on the moon before figuring out it would be a good idea to put wheels on our bigger suitcases?

It was the cold war...people were scared of Nuclear war...not putting wheels on the suit cases.


Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when baby's wake up every couple of hours?

Because people are weird


Why do people pay to go up tall buildings then put money into binoculars to look at things on the ground?

they do that to see things from a new perspective


Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubical curtain while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.


It's sort of a privacy thing...and probaby in the rules of being a doctor.

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

To each other


Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

Some legal company


Why is an actor in a movie but on TV?

That's a bad statement. He/She can be either of those choices


Do fish ever get thirsty?

I doubt it.


Can you still get cornered if you're in a round room?

Oh yes

Why don't birds fall out of trees when they are asleep?

Because they don't stand up and sleep.


Orange: which came first, the fruit or the colour?


Fruit..eating is more important than naming.


If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, should we boycott baby oil?


Stupid question


Why is it called a "building" when it's already been built?


grammer...English is a weird language


If you were travelling at the speed of sound and turned on you radio, would you be able to hear it?



Yes


If you were driving at the speed of light and turned on your headlights, what would happen?

You would see the headlights normally

Why is it called a TV set when there's only one of it?


Set stands for Screen and speakers inside the TV.


Why do the speedometers on cars go up to the speeds that are both completely illegal and well beyond the capability of the car?

Because #1, Street racing and #2, people like to upgrade the car so it does go as fast as the speedometer says it can go.


Once you make it to heaven, are you stuck for eternity in the same clothes you were buried in?

I surely hope not.


Enjoy...

There are my answers in RED.

 

[ríomhaire]

Why is an actor in a movie but on TV?
WTF does that mean?

 

[Mith']

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but ducks when a baddie throws a gun at him?

The proper question is: WHY DO THEY THROW THE GUN AT HIM AT ALL!!??

 

[Llama]

:farmer:Because they is teh un-educated hill-billy bwouyz

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