420 lb. woman gives birth to "Surprise Baby"

[Baal]

ORANGE, March 2, 2007 - A 39-year-old woman who didn't know she was pregnant gave birth this week after going to an emergency room with a stomachache.

April Barnum of Garden Grove gave birth to a full-term, 7-pound, 7-ounce boy by Caesarian section at University of California, Irvine, Medical Center, hospital officials said.

The 420-pound woman said her size kept her and others from realizing she was carrying the baby.

"Usually you can tell if you're pregnant, but with me, I couldn't tell," Barnum said Thursday, a day after the birth. "If he kicked, I didn't feel him kicking."

Dr. Afshan Hameed said her weight likely insulated the tiny movements of the baby.

Doctors saw the baby when they took X-rays of her abdominal area on Monday after she arrived at an emergency room near her home complaining of stomach pains.

She was sent to UCI for prenatal testing, where doctors determined there was a healthy fetus ready to be delivered.

The baby is named after her fiance, Walter Edwards II, 42.

http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=local&id=5086233

Poor Walter(s) :O

 

[Parrot of doom]

The really amazing thing about this is that somebody had sex with a 420lb woman.

 

[ríomhaire]

This is brilliant. Someone sticky this.

 

[Baal]

The really amazing thing about this is that somebody had sex with a 420lb woman.

That's why I said "Poor Walter(s)"

:|

 

[mortiz]

I feel sorry for that baby, it's going to have a horrible time @ school.

 

[Ren.182]

My mates sister had something like this. (no she's not 400lbs. Shes not that big) But she never knew she was pregnant. Went to the hospital because she felt bad one day and came out with a baby! The week before she got bladdered, even passed out.

Was a healthy baby though

 

[Baal]

My mates sister had something like this. (no she's not 400lbs. Shes not that big) But she never knew she was pregnant. Went to the hospital because she felt bad one day and came out with a baby! The week before she got bladdered, even passed out.

Was a healthy baby though

D:

 

[Steven]

The really amazing thing about this is that somebody had sex with a 420lb woman.

Yeah.

 

[Sam]

This is brilliant. Someone sticky this.

I think that's why there's a baby in the first place. Sha-zing!

 

[Vegeta897]

Sha-zing!

Fwa-pang!

 

[Zeus]

Sickening...the thought of all the fat and the doctors taking the baby out : almost enough to make me lose my appetite

 

[function9]

Yo mamma is so fat, she didn't even know she was pregnant with you until she had you.

 

[Baal]

Sickening...the thought of all the fat and the doctors taking the baby out : almost enough to make me lose my appetite

According to your profile you work at Mc'donalds, I'd have thought you'd be used to seeing this sort of thing.

:naughty:

 

[Baal]

Yo mamma is so fat, she didn't even know she was pregnant with you until she had you.

As much as I hate mom jokes, that was perfectly executed. :thumbs:

 

[JNightshade]

God, I bet that was traumatic for the baby D:

 

[Shippi]

.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Perhaps she didn't get a very good education.

 

[Jintor]

Well, there's this stork, right...

 

[ríomhaire]

Reminds me of Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.
"Could you pick that up dear?"

 

[Mesz]

how the hell...? i know some people are fat but if you're fat enough to not know the difference between normal you and pregnant you then you REALLY need to lose some damn weight fatty

hahahaha this just came to me

As she was giving birth did she think she was vomiting out her ass? Just picture a really fat woman lying on a bed showing her ass saying to the doctors,

"I THINK I GOIN' PUKE OUT MA ASS!"

bahahaha

 

[hool10]

Dude.....who has a fetish screwing a 420p woman?!?! :x

 

[kupocake]

Anyone else thinking about Tetsuo's grotesque expansion in Akira? I think it's reminiscent of both the child's conception and its gestation. SQUISH!

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

I'd rather stick to playboy....ewww

 

[Zeus]

According to your profile you work at Mc'donalds, I'd have thought you'd be used to seeing this sort of thing.

:naughty:

Lol I quit that job in April 2006 and never updated my profile.

 

[<RJMC>]

when I read the title I imaginated a woman pushing whitout know what was happening and then the baby comes out and say "SURPRISE!" and the doctor "you got baby!"
*flashing lights*

 

[tehsolace]

I think its the perfect timing to post this:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rsv7vHf6iQ[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Xune]

I think its the perfect timing to post this:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rsv7vHf6iQ[/YOUTUBE]

Sticky and lock, this thread is done.

 

[Seppo]

what ever happened to the good ol' way of having babies and being aware of it

 

[Vegeta897]

hahahaha this just came to me

As she was giving birth did she think she was vomiting out her ass? Just picture a really fat woman lying on a bed showing her ass saying to the doctors,

"I THINK I GOIN' PUKE OUT MA ASS!"

bahahaha

Ok, I don't even want to know how or why that came to you.

 

[YardMaster]

Yo mamma is so fat, she didn't even know she was pregnant with you until she had you.

LOL - best yo momma joke ever!

 

[Iron Kat]

I wonder how long it will take for this thread to get locked?!

 

[DEATH eVADER]

That.....is one disturbing picture in my head D:

 

[SimonomiS]

I wonder how long it will take for this thread to get locked?!

LOLOL LOCK PLEASE LOLOL!!!!!!!!111!1!

Can't be long now.

 

[bryanf445]

they probably have no time to set up a baby shower! oh no!

 

[Vegeta897]

they probably have no time to set up a baby shower! oh no!

Yeah this thread's getting locked.

 

[Baal]

Why would it get locked?

This is a perfectly legitimate discussion about large people and the mysteries behind them.

 

[Baal]

I think its the perfect timing to post this:

So perfect...I commend you on a job well done sir.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Who would want to bang a 420lb lady?
That fiancee must be reeeeeeal desperate.

 

[oldagerocker]

Or it could just be true love that isnt as shallow as you...

 

[hool10]

I think its the perfect timing to post this:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rsv7vHf6iQ[/YOUTUBE]

FTW!! That brought tears to my eye ahahahah!