420 lb. woman gives birth to "Surprise Baby"

[Tollbooth Willie]

Fwa-pang!

Ching-chong.

I feel sorry for the little bastard.

 

[CyberPitz]

Now she can't have surprise parties anymore, because when they all scream, "SURPRISE!" she will think she's poppin' another one out.

 

[Seppo]

Or it could just be true love that isnt as shallow as you...

what are you gay?

 

[The Monkey]

Didn't she notice that she hasn't had her period for nine months?

 

[jondy]

^^ what he said. That's horrific.

 

[Baal]

Didn't she notice that she hasn't had her period for nine months?

Apparently "grand" women's cycles are often sporadic, which is the reason it's so amazing she got pregnant in the first place.

 

[Iron Kat]

Didn't she notice that she hasn't had her period for nine months?

That's a good point!

 

[CyberPitz]

That's a good point!

She hadn't had her period in a couple years, due to the obesity.

 

[halem111]

ok lolz alot

few points id like to make

1. How hard up on his luck was this guy, what did he do a student thing and got dared by his mates to pull the fatest bird possible....as the saying goes fat women need loving too...but thats takin it to the extreme lol

2. Somehow that dude found the right hole

3. How many times over the legal limit for alcohol was he

4. The guy must be an inbred....his name is walter edwards THE SECOND, as if walter edwards isnt a bad enough name but to name your son the same is just wrong....because 42 years down the line its going to effect him and hes going to go and knock up some fat bitch lol

 

[kupocake]

Osmosis. That's my theory anyway.

 

[HL2addict]

she didn't know she was pregnant.. i hope she realized she had sex

 

[hool10]

Just had to. :x :naughty: http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=116894

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

Just had to. :x :naughty: http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=116894

OMG OMG That's so wrong of you...The images are coming back into my mind about all the shit.....:hmph: :hmph:

 

[Baal]

OMG OMG That's so wrong of you...The images are coming back into my mind about all the shit.....:hmph: :hmph:

I never had enough nerve to look at the pictures!

Victory :naughty:

 

[Seppo]

imagine that thing owning you in WoW

that would certainly hurt

 

[CyberPitz]

imagine that thing owning you in WoW

that would certainly hurt

Alright guys lets raid on....
OH SHIT I JUST HAD A BABY BRB GUYZ!

 

[Murray_H]

OMG OMG That's so wrong of you...The images are coming back into my mind about all the shit.....:hmph: :hmph:

I am interested about "all the shit"...

 

[Seppo]

I am interested about "all the shit"...

all the shit that comes out of the arse of that thing

But I don't know why anyone would think about that

 

[Jintor]

Ma Brain.

 

[hungryduck]

weird......

 

[Sparda]

D: just D:

Edit: sorry for bump got linked here from other thread.

 

[CyberPitz]

D: just D:

Edit: sorry for bump got linked here from other thread.

Admit it, you enjoyed it.

*shudder*