=)

... ive gained 30 pounds, lost my family, lost my job, lost my home (currently living in a cardboard box with a p4 comp), lost my penis (sacrifice to Gordon Freeman the Great), worked out my ass muscles, had to get 3 inch thick lense glasses, had a heart attack when i found out hl2 wasnt coming out in 2003, killed 4 people for saying doom 3 and halo 2 are better, slapped my hobo friend for saying "is that stupid game your whole life?", got hair implants into my face to get the perfect permanent goatee of Gordon the Great, paid 1000 dollars for this computer, cried for two weeks straight when i found out preloading had commenced, I tried to get inside a toilet like mario and come out of a pipe in the half-life 2 world, made a porn picture of Gman and stapled it to my wall, made a cult, cut the lambda sign into my chest with a switch blade, bought another penis and sewed it on then drew a lambda sign on it, lost my left ear in a halo 2 vs. half-life 2 brawl, and as a consequence of sitting here all day I made my living space a hazard to other people with feces and rotten food...
 
Over the past year I've:
-Loved HL2
-Hated HL2
-Loved Halo 2
-Loved Halo 2
-Loved Halo 2
 
u suck

*whispers* I'm gonna get you... I'm gonna get you and I'm gonna kill you with my Hickory Stick...

:frown:
 
I think WaterMelon34 has won this thread hands down already.

-Alix
 
No that much really, i'm two years older, know alot more, I still have the same computer, but not the same keyboard. And I dunno really, things haven't changed too much, but in a way they have changed alot.
 
What the hell is this thread "=)" <-- that is a great title....


EDIT: Oh now i get it..... ???? :sniper:
 
What? There were forums but no site before or what?
 
1½ year ago:
Started studying swedish
Met a girl.
Bought a new computer for HL2

Now:
Still studying swedish (done in 9 months, unless I want to get a PHD, then I have another 4 years left).
Me and that girl got an appartment togeather.
Need to buy a new computer
Still no HL2
 
Developed a deep interest in HL1 and HL2.

Bought new computer.

Got a job.
 
Basically Irritated the F*ck out of every one, by saying stuff like "WHOA!!!! a new picture of Half-life 2!!! wow it took me x amount of hours to preload HL2!!!!! whoa!!!" and there are all like "yo STFU you godamn geek"
 
Also met a girl.
Now live with said girl.
Bought new computer.
In college for journalism.
Discovered how fun CS is.
Discovered how fun CS:S is.
Waiting impatiently for HL2.
Rock on.
 
Got a better social life
Got some A-levels
Got into university
Gone from being able to play HL2 to not being able to play it :(
 
SixThree said:
Over the past year I've:
-Loved HL2
-Hated HL2
-Loved Halo 2
-Loved Halo 2
-Loved Halo 2

It's not a coincidence that you chose your name. It was your fate. :O

6 + 3 = 9. And there are 9 characters in Half Life 2.

Damn chosen ones always switching sides. ;(

edit: wtf? Guinny changed his name??!!!??! ;(
 
Waited for HL2.
Bought TS2.
Played TS2.
Got bored of TS2.
Logged onto HL2.net,
Posted on the forums.
Left the forums.
Waited for HL2
Finally found out HL2 is gold.
Is now waiting for 8 days to go by, so I can play HL2.
 
I win this thread for having a sooner join date than Melon. Suck it long and suck it hard TREBECK!
 
in the past year and a half:
- i loved hl2
- i loved hl2
- bought a new computer (with an ATi voucher)
- i logged on to hl2.net forums
- i loved hl2
 
ShinRa said:
http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=28


Damn...what a journey this past year and a half has been....so tell everyone, what's happened to you, since this thread? Cmon...its hl2 related in some way. ;)
Lol I I post in that threat it will go in the books as the largest bump ever :E.

But serious, when HL2 was announced I read a preview in my gamemag (PC GamePlay) and I thought that's a nice game but nothing more, I didn't know why PC GamePlay was so excited about it, it isn't the next world miracle (now I know it is :D). I haven't played HL either, I heard it was a good game but I thought that a game that's that old can't compete with the games of today because of the graphics.

But on a nice day I walked into my local computer shop and saw HL Generations: HL+OF+BS+CS+DoD for only €19,95! And I thought well I can give it a try. So I bought it and finished all singleplayer campaigns and after that I've played a lot of singleplayer and multiplayer mods too. So I less than I year I'm changed from completely Half-Life noob to someone being totally into Half-Life. And that gameplay in combination with what I've seen of the fantastic Bink content made me think HL2 is TEH GAME.
 
Arguably the most hilarious post I have come across yet. Mad props to the castrated hobo!

WaterMelon34 said:
... ive gained 30 pounds, lost my family, lost my job, lost my home (currently living in a cardboard box with a p4 comp), lost my penis (sacrifice to Gordon Freeman the Great), worked out my ass muscles, had to get 3 inch thick lense glasses, had a heart attack when i found out hl2 wasnt coming out in 2003, killed 4 people for saying doom 3 and halo 2 are better, slapped my hobo friend for saying "is that stupid game your whole life?", got hair implants into my face to get the perfect permanent goatee of Gordon the Great, paid 1000 dollars for this computer, cried for two weeks straight when i found out preloading had commenced, I tried to get inside a toilet like mario and come out of a pipe in the half-life 2 world, made a porn picture of Gman and stapled it to my wall, made a cult, cut the lambda sign into my chest with a switch blade, bought another penis and sewed it on then drew a lambda sign on it, lost my left ear in a halo 2 vs. half-life 2 brawl, and as a consequence of sitting here all day I made my living space a hazard to other people with feces and rotten food...
 
Yeah that's a fantastic masterpiece of literature. Unfortunally it's to large to copy in my sig :)
 
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