6ft robotic bears to rescue injured troops.

I would /wrists before ever being touched by something as stupid looking as that thing.
 
Laughter is the best medicine, and that thing would make me crack the **** up.
 
See, this is why America is losing the Iraq war.
 
A teddy bear face? really? What the ****.
 
Baratos said:
See, this is why America is losing the Iraq war.
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Because we like teddy bears? MY GRANDMA HAS A COLLECTION OF OVER 1000 TEDDIES, YOU INSENSITIVE PRIX!

So... I don't get it... Does it walk, or roll? o_O

And how are we losing? I'd say we're just doing our best to piss them off. Which pisses me off to an extent. But nonetheless, it's a good invention... cause who could be evil enough to shoot an 8 ft tall robotic teddy? NOT EVEN SATAN OR GOD HIMSELF!

I can't wait for Steven Colbert to rip on this thing. That'll be funny. :)
 
Van_Halen said:
Because we like teddy bears? MY GRANDMA HAS A COLLECTION OF OVER 1000 TEDDIES, YOU INSENSITIVE PRIX!

So... I don't get it... Does it walk, or roll? o_O

And how are we losing? I'd say we're just doing our best to piss them off. Which pisses me off to an extent. But nonetheless, it's a good invention... cause who could be evil enough to shoot an 8 ft tall robotic teddy? NOT EVEN SATAN OR GOD HIMSELF!

I can't wait for Steven Colbert to rip on this thing. That'll be funny. :)
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It can either roll or walk. It's legs fold up and can be used as treads. It can also fold out its legs to move at a faster pace or over rougher terrain.

The military is building some interesting robots, but most of them are very simple and human operated ( I guess that's what you need to get the job done)

Next they'll be putting guns on these things and we won't have to recruit soldiers at all.
 
"Teddy bear face designed to be reassuring"
That just made my night.
 
The hell? Looks like one of those things in flash games.

theotherguy said:
It can either roll or walk. It's legs fold up and can be used as treads. It can also fold out its legs to move at a faster pace or over rougher terrain.

The military is building some interesting robots, but most of them are very simple and human operated ( I guess that's what you need to get the job done)

Next they'll be putting guns on these things and we won't have to recruit soldiers at all.
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That'll be the end of us.
 
now all we need is a pic of the terminator with the head of that robot.
 
They should spend alot of money and put genious towards something other than a rambo teddy bear.



Headlines of the future:
Yogi single handedly took out an army of 1,000!!!!!
 
I, for one, think this is cool. I see no problems with its design.
 
Make an army of soldier robots, with teddy bear faces to give the enemy a false sense of peace and goodwill. Then, BAM!! LASER EYES!!!!
 
Battlefield Extraction Assist Robot (BEAR) :LOL:

I love it.
 
If I was wounded and a teddy bear was coming for me I would shit my pants!
 
"1. Teddy bear face designed to be reassuring"

Rofl.
 
"OH GOD, THE INSURGENTS SHOT ME!!"
*See bear-bot walking towards me*
"INSURGENTS HELP ME!!"
*run the other way*
 
"A really important thing when you're dealing with casualties is trying to maintain that human touch."
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Yes, because the first thing that you have to do in a battlefield is try and keep that human touch
 
Shodan said:
Battlefield Extraction Assist Robot (BEAR) :LOL:

I love it.
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Oh for God's sake, I know Americans love their acronyms to spell out something appropriate but this is getting ridiculous.

'CREEP' was bad enough.
 
That would be cool, but no, it was Committee to RE-Elect the President.

It was a group organised by President Nixon during his second-term election campaign. It engaged in various foul and corrupt activities such as money laundering and breaking into Democrat HQ.

The fact that a sneaky cabal of corrupt political tools is named 'CREEP' just made my day when we learned about it back in school.

The US government has a long history of twisting acronyms so they actually spell something out.

EDIT: I might be wrong on this but I think one of the Watergate burglars was actually carrying an incriminating notebook as well. I mean for God's sake. :D
 
Nobody has made a pedobear joke/shop yet?
 
give it a gun so its some what practical....

half medic/half sniper/half pedophile
 
This is why I'm not a soldier. A creepy tweeny bear thing coming to rape you? Shit.
 
Can they at least put like a mean face on it?
 
I dont like this thing.

It starts with "oh, lets make robtic medics" and ends with robots killing us all. I've seen the terminator. I know how this ends. D:
 
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