A bat flew in my house

[Hurricane]

Pretty much what the title says. Not ten minutes ago, I was looking at the new posts page when I saw something out of the corner of my eye. I turned my head and saw the leathery motherf***er turning around for another go. Being the mature man that I am, I fell to the ground and screamed bloody murder. He flew out of the room and went into the larger, open-ceilinged living room where he would be in his domain, the air.

I scurried across the hall to the spare bedroom where we keep our junk, doing many rolls and ninja dives along the way. Opening up the frisbee golf set we purchased about a month ago, I pulled out the largest net and prepared for battle.:sniper:

I charged into the living room with a battle cry the likes of which my small town had never before heard...and promptly tripped over a pair of shoes onto my face. The commotion scared my nemesis out of hiding and that's when I made my move. I jumped up and swung the net like a mad man. One of my strokes got lucky and trapped him inside the nylon prison. I threw open a window, stuck the net out, and shook it until he dropped to the ground. The bat crawled forward, squeaked once, and took off into the night...


anybody else have any bat stories they'd like to share?

 

[MJ12]

Bats are cute, don't hate.

 

[Raziaar]

We had a bat fly into our rented house when we were briefly living in Iowa. We tried to make sure the little guy could leave, since we didn't want him starving to death. Took a long while but I think eventually he managed to find his way out.

 

[Hurricane]

Bats are cute on tv, but scary as shit up close.

fixed

 

[Raziaar]

fixed

Now for the obligatory BAWWWWWW's

 

[Lizardizzle]

BAW

also, I wish a bat would fly into MY house, it'd be awesome!

 

[Tyguy]

i read the title and thought to myself "well it wouldn't WALK in your house......unless it hurt it's wing"

 

[VirusType2]

These bats were made for walkin'.

 

[Warped]

this reminds me of the Black Sheep movie with Chris Farely with the bat, can't find a clip though

 

[Krynn72]

Major Deja Vu in this thread. I could have sworn this thread was already made a couple weeks ago.


EDIT: Wait, I think it was a screencap from 4chan that was posted in an image dump that had a similar story with some sort of flying animal getting into someones house.

 

[Warped]

Major Deja Vu in this thread. I could have sworn this thread was already made a couple weeks ago.

if not did you get a lot of sleep last night?? i have major Deja Vu when I'm tired as hell

 

[Acepilotf14]

thars a snake in mah boot!

 

[Ennui]

thars a snake in mah boot!

Somebody poisoned the waterhole!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

OH HEY DID SOMEONE MENTION BATS

Spoiler

 

[VirusType2]

Holy ****, that shirt is hilarious. Where'd you find that image?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Know a guy who posted it on an imageboard I've been frequenting for a while.

Hint:

Spoiler

Not 4chan related so shut up you dumb c*nts

 

[Calhoun]

A while ago this really tiny but mature, cute little bat showed up at my house and decided to raise a little hell in there. I'll give him some points for being civilized enough to stop and just hang off a light fixture and sleep, but he still had to go and I evicted this bat, leaving him homeless.

Then, I guess he called his psychotic dad and told him that he was just evicted from his newly found apartment, because a big mother****er showed up a while later and was out on a mission to piss me off. This bastard put up a fight and although he was ****ing huge (huge like Rocky, this goddamn bat wasn't an amateur) he ultimately saw things my way when I forced him to get the **** out.

 

[Mingag Dinosaur]

I was at the zoo and i saw a bat.

Thats my awesome bat story.

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

Sadly OP, you now have lice.

Spoiler

 

[Mingag Dinosaur]

That picture of the louse is now my desktop background

 

[mindless_moder]

make sure your ceiling fan is off and keep your windows open so it can find its way out , I don't think you should attempt to catch it because they can carry rabies .

 

[Quixoticism]

These bats were made for walkin'.

I laughed hard.

I think bats are sweet. Never seem then up close, just flying around at night.
And I'll second not touching them, rabies don't live forever.

 

[Hurricane]

make sure your ceiling fan is off and keep your windows open so it can find its way out , I don't think you should attempt to catch it because they can carry rabies .

A little late for that, and why wouldn't I want to turn my fan on?

 

[VirusType2]

1. Set the ceiling fan speed to blend.

 

[KiplingsCat]

My cat catches bats from time to time. He dragged the first one into our backyard, which is tiny but has pretty high walls. It was stuck in there for a few days making this really high pitched and annoying squeaking noise. I thought we should have let it go but my dad was convinced it was a) too badly injured to survive and b) vicious and out to get him (mainly b). Eventually it died.

Another time when we went away he dragged one into the house. I found it dead on the kitchen floor when we got back. There was some furniture knocked over which made me think he'd chased it around the dining room for a while. The thought of the bat flying around the house kind of freaked me out. What if there were more of them around the place? I still check under the couch and the piano from time to time just to make sure

Edit: Dammit, all this bat talk is making me jumpy. There's a big spider in the corner and I'm scared now Maybe I'll set the cat on it.

 

[Tyguy]

1. Set the ceiling fan speed to blend.

i lol'ed.

 

[Raziaar]

i lol'ed.

Me too. haha.

 

[Lester]

Sadly OP, you now have lice.

Spoiler

Pubic Lice FTW

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Back in my fake home in Paraguay, a moth flew into my bedroom and it was as large as a bat. It landed on my chest whilst I was turned away. SCARED ME WHEN IT WENT ALL FLUTTER FLUTTER FLUTTER.

 

[ian1]

OH HEY DID SOMEONE MENTION BATS

Spoiler

Holy crap, I know that guy IRL!

 

[VirusType2]

I thought the thread title was A fat blew in my house.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

In a world of awesomeness Hurricane would have looked upon this omen with a prophetic eye and travelled to the far reaches of the earth to teach himself the ways of the batman.

 

[Darkside55]

Bats are pretty cool, man.

When I visited the Philippines as a kid, we went to this church and there was a bat just chillin' on the stone wall. He was hanging about eye level to me, and didn't even mind people walking up less than a few inches away from where he was resting. He was just like, "Sup, welcome to church."


Also when I got baptized there the first thing I saw after they lifted me head out of the water was bats circling above. Which was awesome.

 

[VirusType2]

When I visited the Philippines as a kid, we went to this church and there was a bat just chillin' on the stone wall. He was hanging about eye level to me, and didn't even mind people walking up less than a few inches away from where he was resting. He was just like, "Sup, welcome to church."

I hate to ruin your memory, but let me explain something to you. We had a bat hanging on the wall of our house for a year. He was dead, bro. He looked fine, but he wasn't.

 

[Krynn72]

Also when I got baptized there the first thing I saw after they lifted me head out of the water was bats circling above. Which was awesome.

Bullshit. I don't believe you're that evil.

 

[VirusType2]

I didn't even see that part.

 

[Darkside55]

I hate to ruin your memory, but let me explain something to you. We had a bat hanging on the wall of our house for a year. He was dead, bro. He looked fine, but he wasn't.

No way dude, he was totally alive. I'm pretty certain I saw him move.

Don't ruin my awesome memories. That bat was too cute to be dead.

Bullshit. I don't believe you're that evil.

Man that's the only reason I even bother to remember that I got baptized.

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

I thought the thread title was A fat blew in my house.

I thought the thread title was A cat jew is under my blouse

 

[Hurricane]

In a world of awesomeness Hurricane would have looked upon this omen with a prophetic eye and travelled to the far reaches of the earth to teach himself the ways of the batman.