Jintor
Didn't Get Temp-Banned
- Joined
- Dec 15, 2004
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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through Dot Net
Not a thread was marked 'active', for friend Pi had bet;
That Russian Roulette was a game all would play,
From which no true poster could dare stay away.
Only Darkseid remained, and he cackled with glee
as he threw chairs and chaos for no-one to see
And Willie with his 'nana, and I with my rage
Were locked out of Index, this forum's main page.
When out on the boards there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter
Away to my keyboard, I lept like a deer
And turned on the white screen whilst fighting down fear
Grey and blue, my mind mused - sort of kind of like ice
"Given the season," - I did think - "I suppose it looks nice"
When, to my great surprise, "Active Users" did say
"These guys are online, on this fine Christmas Day!"
Now, Naph, Reggie, Warbie! Citadel and Avoidist!
Were names that I found writ large on this toylist!
For the great one, Munro, had messed with space-time itself
With the help of a Fat Man and one tech-savvy elf.
The users were back! All banlists were gone!
Azner, Grey Fox, and friend Druckles were on!
Koola Mena was looking at Nurizeko's board cat
With Seppo, Riom, Lefty, and even Bad^Hat.
Toaster-man and her slavish adherents were dancing,
Ravioli, Slug Advisor, and Sheepo were prancing,
For Christmas had come! And no-one was banned!
This story not Sloth, Joule nor Smoke could have planned!
There's a whole lot of friends that I haven't named here,
For I've neither the space nor the brains nor the beer;
But I'll leave you the message, 'fore I wither from sight,
Merry Christmas to All, and to All, a Good Night.
Not a thread was marked 'active', for friend Pi had bet;
That Russian Roulette was a game all would play,
From which no true poster could dare stay away.
Only Darkseid remained, and he cackled with glee
as he threw chairs and chaos for no-one to see
And Willie with his 'nana, and I with my rage
Were locked out of Index, this forum's main page.
When out on the boards there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter
Away to my keyboard, I lept like a deer
And turned on the white screen whilst fighting down fear
Grey and blue, my mind mused - sort of kind of like ice
"Given the season," - I did think - "I suppose it looks nice"
When, to my great surprise, "Active Users" did say
"These guys are online, on this fine Christmas Day!"
Now, Naph, Reggie, Warbie! Citadel and Avoidist!
Were names that I found writ large on this toylist!
For the great one, Munro, had messed with space-time itself
With the help of a Fat Man and one tech-savvy elf.
The users were back! All banlists were gone!
Azner, Grey Fox, and friend Druckles were on!
Koola Mena was looking at Nurizeko's board cat
With Seppo, Riom, Lefty, and even Bad^Hat.
Toaster-man and her slavish adherents were dancing,
Ravioli, Slug Advisor, and Sheepo were prancing,
For Christmas had come! And no-one was banned!
This story not Sloth, Joule nor Smoke could have planned!
There's a whole lot of friends that I haven't named here,
For I've neither the space nor the brains nor the beer;
But I'll leave you the message, 'fore I wither from sight,
Merry Christmas to All, and to All, a Good Night.
