A cool Story......

[brokenjago]

Hey guys, long time reader, first time writer.

I was thinking it would be really cool to make one of those stories where someone adds lines to it... Kinda like those random stories but this will be about Half-Life. Y'know... one of those stories where a person starts it and writes a couple of lines, then the next person continues it. I'll start one. (Please people, try to be mature, don't post anything vulgar or obscene, or anything that would be offensive to anybody else......)

As Gordon walked across the room to Alyx, he felt the ground shake.... suddenly, A huge

And I'll let you think of the rest.

Mods: Yes, I know this should be in the off-topic forum, feel free to move it there, I just wanted it to get a bit of exposure first.

 

[mbrithoms]

...fart slipped from his hev suit, he blushed and...

 

[Shuzer]

then a Headcrab appeared and lunged at Alyx

 

[Chris D]

Hmm... We'll see how it goes

 

[Pressure]

It killed both Alyx and Gordon.

 

[Shuzer]

The Headcrab slipped Gordon's HEV suit on and..

 

[Pressure]

Killed everyone in the entire world.

 

[brokenjago]

(edit: nm, that doesnt make sense...)

 

[Letters]

(edit: shit, that didn't make sense after I posted it)

 

[brokenjago]

Well, that went..... uh, rather well, maybe we should make it a bit longer this time, I'll start another one.....


While eating breakfast one morning at black mesa, Dr. Kliener suddenly realized that.......

 

[famas_man]

accidently activated some sort of protection device on the HEV suit releasing a giant shock. The headcrap died and the shock got gordons heart going again. Alyx wasn't so lucky.

edit: wow mine was way too late.

 

[Chris D]

I don't think this is working guys. 5 more minutes to conclude the story (like pressure has for his last few posts) then i'm deleting the thread.

Welcome to the forum brokenjago but these threads have been done before and they just don't work

Nice of you to join us though

 

[famas_man]

heh i posted just as u did... weird

 

[brokenjago]

Ah well, I tried.

 

[brokenjago]

Well, gordon ended up saving the day.... again, the end.

 

[brokenjago]

But then the G-Man Appears and offers him a night job, opening the way for HL3....



Is it really the end?



I guess we'll never know.......

 

[Pressure]

who farted...but gordon knows...

 

[Chris D]

It is now

Keep it up jago