A criminals code

[Jammydodger]

20 Tips if your in need of hearing them.

1.A criminal should never fully trust another criminal. Keep close with your crew but always be ready and expect betrayal.

2.Always have back ups to include money, relocation, weapons, tools, communication methods, references, and more.

3.Never confide criminal involvement or action to a spouse or girlfiend/boyfriend.

4.Always keep legal action backups to include bail money, lawyer fees, and pay offs.

5.Never keep evidence or anything illegal at your place of residence. (see #6)

6.Always keep a safe house that you keep things such as passports, ids, weapons, property, etc. Make sure that this safe house or place cannot be connected to you.

7.Never take big risks for small money.

8.Always keep your fingerprints off of everything while working. Also watch palm and footprints.

9.Always have all big property purchases in someone else name.

10. Never make deals with cops. They are not there to help you.

11. Never rat on Associates even associates of a minute level.

12. Learn how to blend in. Do not carry a ? look at me¦ sign by the cars you drive or the clothes you were. Hide all tattoos and avoid getting tattoos if possible.

13. If on the run never follow routines that you did while not on the run.

14. Keep drinking and drug to a minimum while around other people.

15.Do not work or plan while drinking.

16.Do not keep your money where you live.

17. Do not keep paper trails where you live.

18. Research any new person in your life.

19. Do not keep all of your money in one spot.

20. Keep current on state and federal laws, investigation techniques, and interrogation.

BE GOOD

 

[Mr-Fusion]

That's too much trouble! It'd be easier just to get a normal job.

 

[nw909]

That's too much trouble! It'd be easier just to get a normal job.

amen to that.

 

[Ames]

BE GOOD

Being good sort of defeats the purpose of being a criminal.

Well, I'm off to rob my local neighborhood bank. Wish me luck.

 

[The Mullinator]

/me copies everything down.

err... Why are you all looking at me? I don't plan on doing anything...

 

[Jammydodger]

Being good sort of defeats the purpose of being a criminal.

Well, I'm off to rob my local neighborhood bank. Wish me luck.

Ok then BE LUCKY

I have got a load of other stuff i'd like 2 share with you, But I dont think the mods would be 2 pleased

 

[ductonius]

How to fleece people of their money the legal way.

#1. Work hard at a menial job and save enough for a down payment on a house which can be split into seperate suites.

#2. Buy said house and rent out each suite. The rent on each suite should be 75% of the cost of the morgage.

#3. Each month, collect 150% of what you pay for the morgage from the people living in your house.

#4. Come income tax time, write off the interest on the house, payments on the house and any other repairs you need to make. If done right, you will pay no income tax.

#5. Laugh your ass off every time you go to the bank becaue not only are your tenants paying your morgage for you, but they're also providing you some income at the same time while the house itself insures the gov dosent get a penny! In fact, your collecting twice on the morgage, once when the tenants pay you rent, and once when you write the payment off your income tax.

Laws vary from place to place, but in general, it works just like this pretty much everywhere.