A few tough questions

[Dalamari]

Taken from here

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.

Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B -

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C -

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.





















































Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said
yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone.

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember:

Amateurs built the Ark

Professionals built the Titanic

And in case you never saw this one..!...
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
*29 have been accused of spousal abuse
*7 have been arrested for fraud
*19 have been accused of writing bad checks
*117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
*3 have done time for assault
*71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
*14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
*8 have been arrested for shoplifting
*21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
*84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?


It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

Hell ****in yea, our country is run by criminals

 

[HunterSeeker]

The one with beethoven is irrelevent becouse you could have just as easily replaced it with Josef Stalin or Hitler some other bad dude.

Also the leader thingy is broken becouse it says nothing about their ideology, I dont elect leaders based on their past.

 

[Tr0n]

Wow congress sucks. :|

 

[Steve]

Of course Hitler never cheated on his wife. He never HAD one. Braun was just his girlfriend.

And of course congress is like that! They're supposed to be representative of the people, right? Bad checks? Who hasn't bounced a check?

 

[Foxtrot]

Is congress really that bad? How abnormal is that for a group of 500 people?

 

[Tr0n]

Of course Hitler never cheated on his wife. He never HAD one. Braun was just his girlfriend.

They got legally married right before they killed themselves...I think. :|

 

[KoreBolteR]

if you said

Candidate C -

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. But killed millions of
innocent people and tried to take over the world.

then i wud have guessed that was hitler. lol

 

[Steve]

They got legally married right before they killed themselves...I think. :|

Oh, well BLEHHH. I refuse to let that count. You have to have the opportunity to cheat in order to earn the honor of not doing so.