A Half Life 2 Christmas

[[daniom]]

yeah i want some hl2 Christmas mp3 !

 

[Dr. Freeman]

hmm... X-mas is all nice and dandy...but shouldn't pple be linking HL2 to Halloween at this point in time? or have i gone crazy? :x

 

[phantomdesign]

hmm... X-mas is all nice and dandy...but shouldn't pple be linking HL2 to Halloween at this point in time? or have i gone crazy?

I don't know any good Halloween songs to twist.

 

[Brian Damage]

I was working in Black Mesa East one night
When my eyes beheld a gory sight
For a Mawman from his "sleep" began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the Mash!
He did the Mawman Mash!
The Mawman Mash!
It was a Ravenholm smash!
The Mawman Mash!
Like a zombie-claw slash!
He did the Mash!
He did the Mawman Mash!

From my laboratory in Black Mesa East
To the aliens' room where the Vortigaunts screech
The 'crabs all came from their dingy abodes
To get a jolt from my stun prod electrode

They did the Mash!
They did the Mawman Mash!
The Mawman Mash!
It was a Ravenholm smash!
The Mawman Mash!
Like a zombie-claw slash!
They did the Mash!
They did the Mawman Mash!

The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Alyx
Ol' Barney and Gordon

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Dog on drainpipes, backed by Xenian "hounds"
The headhumpers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Moaning Corpse Five"

They played the Mash!
They played the Mawman Mash!
The Mawman Mash!
It was a Ravenholm smash!
The Mawman Mash!
Like a zombie-claw slash!
They played the Mash!
They played the Mawman Mash!

From out of a portal, G's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He straightened his tie and twitched his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Borderworld twist?"

It's now the Mash!
It's now the the Mawman Mash!
The Mawman Mash!
And it's a Ravenholm smash!
The Mawman Mash!
Like a zombie-claw slash!
It's now the Mash!
It's now the the Mawman Mash!

Now everything's cool, G's a part of the band
And my Mawman Mash is the hit of the land
For you, the un-crabbed, this Mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Eli sent you


Then you can Mash!
Then you can Mawman Mash!
The Mawman Mash!
And do my Ravenholm Smash!
Then you can Mash!
Like a zombie claw slash!
Then you can Mash!
Then you can Mawman Mash!

 

[KurtCobain]

You have way too much free time to come up w/ all of that lol

Nice work anyway

 

[Brian Damage]

Took me about five minutes.

 

[Mikademius]

school...? work....? Too much sparetime on this fella

 

[phantomdesign]

Good job Brian Damage!!

I don't recognize what song you twisted....do you have a link to some lyrics

 

[Brian Damage]

http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/monstermashlyrics.html

It WAS the Monster Mash!

 

[Wild_Ragnar]

i liked nr 3 the most

 

[eiric]

Omg Omg!

 

[phantomdesign]

Ha Ha, these songs are even funnier when listening to the MIDI while reading.

http://www.lockergnome.com/midi/

 

[Clavius]

Wow, you guys are some dedicated mofo's! :thumbs:

 

[Bad^Hat]

Haha, thanks for the link Phantom, I never visit this forum and it was a great read

Might make my own little contribution if I get some inspiration

 

[VeZ]

With a great paying job and a friend named bob and two crowbars made of gold

hahaha loved it