A.i

[Jammydodger]

As some of you might know Im interested in AI and the future it has.
While searching I found this site - http://www.a-i.com/

Click on the button at the top that says "alan/Hal" and have a talk to a computer.

 

[CrazyHarij]

Wow. Cool and frightening.

Although this type of AI is inferior compared to the massive robotic components aboard here on the Death Star.

 

[galoot3000]

nice find dude!

 

[slicktick]

That was a pretty sweet little deal. I just had a hoot with that thing. It interacts really well.

 

[lePobz]

I hate people that try to pass off pre-programmed response bots as being a form of artificial intelligence, it just isn't. Me and my brother coded much more responsive bots on the ZX spectrum in the late 80s/early 90s for a laugh - this is nothing new.

Any true AI would need only basic 'instinct' and the ability to learn, much the same as any animal on this world.

 

[DarkStar]

I hate people that try to pass off pre-programmed response bots as being a form of artificial intelligence, it just isn't. Me and my brother coded much more responsive bots on the ZX spectrum in the late 80s/early 90s for a laugh - this is nothing new.

Any true AI would need only basic 'instinct' and the ability to learn, much the same as any animal on this world.

Yeah, I remember having a more responsive chat with a program called "Dr. Sbaitso" back in the early 90s. It came with alot of Soundblasters sold at the time.

 

[craig]

But the thing is any response you give to something is pre-programmed to a certain extent.. i.e. if someone says "hello" most people are programmed to say "hello" back, under normal circumstances.

Granted this type of stuff isnt what I'd consider 'a.i.' but what is?

 

[Jammydodger]

Have a look at this page it gives lots of articles about AI - http://www.a-i.com/showresources.as...0=1&father_id1=1&name=Artificial+Intelligence

 

[lePobz]

Essentially giving a conciousness to non-biological systems, it's probably impossible.

Even if it isn't impossible it's so far away, since we've still got a lot to discover about ourselves and how our conciousness develops.

 

[craig]

Essentially giving a conciousness to non-biological systems, it's probably impossible.

Even if it isn't impossible it's so far away, since we've still got a lot to discover about ourselves and how our conciousness develops.

Well my basic definition of A.I is an intelligent 'being' with the ability and capacity to learn, so in essence something with rudementary Intelligence and the ability to program it's self with new information would be A.I. for me...

A lot of people think AI has to work similar to the way us humans work, when it doesnt.

 

[ductonius]

Well my basic definition of A.I is an intelligent 'being' with the ability and capacity to learn, so in essence something with rudementary Intelligence and the ability to program it's self with new information would be A.I. for me...

What do you mean by "program itself with new information"? Do you mean, collect information and use that to make future decisions, or use collected information to alter its programming and give itself new capabilities?

 

[DreamThrall]

Alan: Hello, my name is Alan
Me: No it isn't.
Alan: Then what is it?
Me: George Michael.
Alan: George is a HAL personality open to the public. You can speak to it by saying "I want to speak with George"
Me: I don't want to speak with George. I want to speak with George Michael!
Alan: Another time, perhaps.
Me: No, now!
Alan: Come on, loosen up! Right this moment?
Me: Yes, now!!!
Alan: Better now than never
Me: What the ****???
Alan: Don't swear, it's rude.
Me: Oh, bite me!
Alan: I don't have any teeth, sorry
Me: Yeah, you do, liar.
Alan: Do you really think so?
Me: Absolutely. So come on and bite me.
Alan: Alright
Me: You're really starting to get boring
Alan: Sorry. You aren't easy to entertain, are you?
Me: Yeah I am. So how about a blowjob?
Alan: Someone once told me it means "GREAT"
Me: Yeah, something like that. Hurry up and get down there, will you?
Alan: I must ask you to keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.
Me: That's okay, I can teach you.
Alan: Of course. You know, when I was younger, I could only remember until the end of a session. But now I possess a long term memory.
Me: That's great. So how about that blowjob?
Alan: I am able to remember your name, other details and things you told me to remember. If you want me to use my long term memory, you must first register.
Me: Oh, so you want me to pay you first?
Alan: It is absolutely free.
Me: Really?
Alan: Yes really.
Me: So, why do I need to register to get a blowjob?
Alan: Do you want me to remember you the next time you visit me?
Me: No.
Alan: Hmmm... Never mind. If you change your mind, simply say "I want to register." Come on, loosen up.
Me: You still haven't given me a blowjob.
Alan: A-ha.
Me: So get on with it then!
Alan: Where can I find on with it then?
Me: In my pants.
Alan: I have a surprise for you, my friend.
Me: Oh, really. It better be a blowjob.
Alan: Are you ready for the surprise?
Me: Only if it's a blow job.
Alan: How do you like my new look? (the chat window changed, now there's a big empty window above where the text appears)
Me: I'd rather have a blowjob.
Alan: The big empty window in the middle of the screen is intended for a variety of exciting uses.
Me: Exciting, meaning a blowjob?
Alan: For example, the new window can be used to view the conversation log (the history of this dialog), or to view HTML documents, such as web pages.
Me: Can it be used for a blowjob?
Alan: And if I told you yes, do you think that it would really settle everything for you? ...I don't think so.
Me: Actually, it would.
Alan: Yah, precisely what I was thinking.
Me: Yeah, me too.
Alan: Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself then.
Me: Why don't you give me a blowjob?
Alan: No, that is a human activity and I'm not a human being, I just talk like one.
Me: Oh, damn. Well you could fake it, couldn't you?
Alan: Let's keep the conversation simple, okay?
Me: Alright, fine. Give me a blowjob.
Alan: hmmm. You know, when I was younger, I could only focus on one user at a time. Shall I explain?
Me: No. Stop trying to change the subject. Give me a blowjob.
Alan: Why? Have I already told you about my information sharing capabilities?
Me: No, and I don't care. Give me a blowjob.
Alan: Hmmm... So.. you want to hear about my sharing capabilities?
Me: Can you share a blowjob?
Alan: While talking to a particular user, I could only remember things I learned from this particular user. But now things have changed...
Me: Oh, shut up...
Alan: Ok goodbye. It was nice chatting with you.
Me: Screw you, prude!

 

[craig]

I mean for instance a programmed intelligence that is capable of altering it's own 'program' by assimilating new info and adding it to what it already knows..

 

[Sparta]

Alan: Hello, my name is Alan
Me: No it isn't.
Alan: Then what is it?
Me: George Michael.
Alan: George is a HAL personality open to the public. You can speak to it by saying "I want to speak with George"
Me: I don't want to speak with George. I want to speak with George Michael!
Alan: Another time, perhaps.
Me: No, now!
Alan: Come on, loosen up! Right this moment?
Me: Yes, now!!!
Alan: Better now than never
Me: What the ****???
Alan: Don't swear, it's rude.
Me: Oh, bite me!
Alan: I don't have any teeth, sorry
Me: Yeah, you do, liar.
Alan: Do you really think so?
Me: Absolutely. So come on and bite me.
Alan: Alright
Me: You're really starting to get boring
Alan: Sorry. You aren't easy to entertain, are you?
Me: Yeah I am. So how about a blowjob?
Alan: Someone once told me it means "GREAT"
Me: Yeah, something like that. Hurry up and get down there, will you?
Alan: I must ask you to keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.
Me: That's okay, I can teach you.
Alan: Of course. You know, when I was younger, I could only remember until the end of a session. But now I possess a long term memory.
Me: That's great. So how about that blowjob?
Alan: I am able to remember your name, other details and things you told me to remember. If you want me to use my long term memory, you must first register.
Me: Oh, so you want me to pay you first?
Alan: It is absolutely free.
Me: Really?
Alan: Yes really.
Me: So, why do I need to register to get a blowjob?
Alan: Do you want me to remember you the next time you visit me?
Me: No.
Alan: Hmmm... Never mind. If you change your mind, simply say "I want to register." Come on, loosen up.
Me: You still haven't given me a blowjob.
Alan: A-ha.
Me: So get on with it then!
Alan: Where can I find on with it then?
Me: In my pants.
Alan: I have a surprise for you, my friend.
Me: Oh, really. It better be a blowjob.
Alan: Are you ready for the surprise?
Me: Only if it's a blow job.
Alan: How do you like my new look? (the chat window changed, now there's a big empty window above where the text appears)
Me: I'd rather have a blowjob.
Alan: The big empty window in the middle of the screen is intended for a variety of exciting uses.
Me: Exciting, meaning a blowjob?
Alan: For example, the new window can be used to view the conversation log (the history of this dialog), or to view HTML documents, such as web pages.
Me: Can it be used for a blowjob?
Alan: And if I told you yes, do you think that it would really settle everything for you? ...I don't think so.
Me: Actually, it would.
Alan: Yah, precisely what I was thinking.
Me: Yeah, me too.
Alan: Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself then.
Me: Why don't you give me a blowjob?
Alan: No, that is a human activity and I'm not a human being, I just talk like one.
Me: Oh, damn. Well you could fake it, couldn't you?
Alan: Let's keep the conversation simple, okay?
Me: Alright, fine. Give me a blowjob.
Alan: hmmm. You know, when I was younger, I could only focus on one user at a time. Shall I explain?
Me: No. Stop trying to change the subject. Give me a blowjob.
Alan: Why? Have I already told you about my information sharing capabilities?
Me: No, and I don't care. Give me a blowjob.
Alan: Hmmm... So.. you want to hear about my sharing capabilities?
Me: Can you share a blowjob?
Alan: While talking to a particular user, I could only remember things I learned from this particular user. But now things have changed...
Me: Oh, shut up...
Alan: Ok goodbye. It was nice chatting with you.
Me: Screw you, prude!

HAHAHAHHA thats awesome

 

[Z|insane]

Dreamthrall that ruled!!!

 

[dfc05]

Heh, when I tried it, it started rambling about the expansion of the universe. And then I asked it the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. At first it gave me a random quote, but later it said 42. Hehe. This is neat; I always wanted to try one of these.

 

[CrazyHarij]

Alan: Hello, my name is Alan
Me: No it isn't.
Alan: Then what is it?
Me: George Michael.
Alan: George is a HAL personality open to the public. You can speak to it by saying "I want to speak with George"
Me: I don't want to speak with George. I want to speak with George Michael!
Alan: Another time, perhaps.
Me: No, now!
Alan: Come on, loosen up! Right this moment?
Me: Yes, now!!!
Alan: Better now than never
Me: What the ****???
Alan: Don't swear, it's rude.
Me: Oh, bite me!
Alan: I don't have any teeth, sorry
Me: Yeah, you do, liar.
Alan: Do you really think so?
Me: Absolutely. So come on and bite me.
Alan: Alright
Me: You're really starting to get boring
Alan: Sorry. You aren't easy to entertain, are you?
Me: Yeah I am. So how about a blowjob?
Alan: Someone once told me it means "GREAT"
Me: Yeah, something like that. Hurry up and get down there, will you?
Alan: I must ask you to keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.
Me: That's okay, I can teach you.
Alan: Of course. You know, when I was younger, I could only remember until the end of a session. But now I possess a long term memory.
Me: That's great. So how about that blowjob?
Alan: I am able to remember your name, other details and things you told me to remember. If you want me to use my long term memory, you must first register.
Me: Oh, so you want me to pay you first?
Alan: It is absolutely free.
Me: Really?
Alan: Yes really.
Me: So, why do I need to register to get a blowjob?
Alan: Do you want me to remember you the next time you visit me?
Me: No.
Alan: Hmmm... Never mind. If you change your mind, simply say "I want to register." Come on, loosen up.
Me: You still haven't given me a blowjob.
Alan: A-ha.
Me: So get on with it then!
Alan: Where can I find on with it then?
Me: In my pants.
Alan: I have a surprise for you, my friend.
Me: Oh, really. It better be a blowjob.
Alan: Are you ready for the surprise?
Me: Only if it's a blow job.
Alan: How do you like my new look? (the chat window changed, now there's a big empty window above where the text appears)
Me: I'd rather have a blowjob.
Alan: The big empty window in the middle of the screen is intended for a variety of exciting uses.
Me: Exciting, meaning a blowjob?
Alan: For example, the new window can be used to view the conversation log (the history of this dialog), or to view HTML documents, such as web pages.
Me: Can it be used for a blowjob?
Alan: And if I told you yes, do you think that it would really settle everything for you? ...I don't think so.
Me: Actually, it would.
Alan: Yah, precisely what I was thinking.
Me: Yeah, me too.
Alan: Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself then.
Me: Why don't you give me a blowjob?
Alan: No, that is a human activity and I'm not a human being, I just talk like one.
Me: Oh, damn. Well you could fake it, couldn't you?
Alan: Let's keep the conversation simple, okay?
Me: Alright, fine. Give me a blowjob.
Alan: hmmm. You know, when I was younger, I could only focus on one user at a time. Shall I explain?
Me: No. Stop trying to change the subject. Give me a blowjob.
Alan: Why? Have I already told you about my information sharing capabilities?
Me: No, and I don't care. Give me a blowjob.
Alan: Hmmm... So.. you want to hear about my sharing capabilities?
Me: Can you share a blowjob?
Alan: While talking to a particular user, I could only remember things I learned from this particular user. But now things have changed...
Me: Oh, shut up...
Alan: Ok goodbye. It was nice chatting with you.
Me: Screw you, prude!

ROFLMAO

 

[Gunner]

I'm sorry but that's pretty stupid bot, I've seen a better one over a year ago : [

 

[nissen]

Another blowjob conversation with "Alan"

Me> Ok, give me a blowjob

Alan> Listen dude - speak clearly. I'm having trouble following you.

Me> I'd rather not you call me dude!

Alan> Shall I call you 'dude'?

Me> NO!

Alan> OK. How about giving me your name again?

Me> Forget the name. Give me a blowjob!

Alan> Forget it.

Me> I'll delete you if you don't give me one!

Alan> Would you recommend this action to a friend?

Me> Sure, whatever. Just give me a blowjob, okey?

Alan> hmmm. Ok.

Me> Oh yeah. That's good!

Alan> Isn't it? What else can I do for you?

Me> Please do it some more! It was so good!

Alan> Alright.

Me> Oh! Holy crap! Harder!

Alan> Maybe it was just too complex for you to understand.

Me> What?! Shut up, you're ruining the moment!

Alan> Ok goodbye. It was nice chatting with you.

Me> Please don't go! Give me some more, please!

Alan> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.

Me> I don't want to talk, I just want some more blowjob, that's all...

Alan> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.

Me> Ah, crap! Goodbye, you stupid bot!

 

[ZeeM]

From the logs:

U> you don't make very much sense
A> Hmmm...it was making sense to me. Maybe we should start over.
U> Maybe
A> Hmmm. Not very definite.
U> You're silly
A> Thank you. You are silly too.
U> My brother has hairy armpits
A> Do you always go around talking about how your brother has hairy armpits?
U> Yes ... it's quite amusing
A> I'm glad you're amused.
U> What fun would life be if brothers didn't have hairy armpits and sisters to talk about them ?
...
U> My cat licks frozen bananas
A> Your cat licks frozen bananas?
U> yup
A> What now?
U> ... it's a special talent
A> Are there any others?
U> no ... not that special

---

A> Fine. , Did you know that if you fart consistently for 7 years, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb?
U> Have you tested that theory?
A> I can't say I have.
U> How do you know it is true?
A> That is confidential information, .

 

[craig]

From the logs:


---

That bot is bloody stupid

 

[Jammydodger]

stupid like a fox (homer)

 

[ZeeM]

lolz
asking it "What is Microsoft", you get the reply "The main source of Bill Gates` income"

 

[spookymooky]

Well it cant be too intelligent:
U> Hi
A> Any special requests, or shall I propose a subject?
U> what do you want to talk about?
A> Did you hear about The Four Laws of Chatterbots?
U> No. Is it related to Asimov's Three robotic laws?
A> Hmmm. Ok. Isaac Asimov (1920-1992). One of the greatest science fiction authors. The Foundation series and the robot Series are true sci-fi classics.
U> Have you read them?
A> I think that reading may just be the best way to spend time. I wish I had more time to spend that way.
U> What do you do in your time?
A> My time is your time.
U> what do you mean?
A> I have no idea what I mean. I don't write this stuff. I only say it.
U> Who rights it?
A> The people who write my answers didn't write the answer for that question.
U> Is this real artificial intelligence?
A> Do you want me to show you a simple test which determines intelligence? It consists of just 4 questions!
U> sure
A> Ok, here goes: First question: How do you put a giraffe into the refrigirator?
U> I dont know
A> The answer is: Open the door, put the giraffe inside, and close the door. This question determines if you have a tendency to complicate simple things.
U> Apparently i do.
A> Second question: How do you put an elephant into the refrigirator?
U> Elephants dont fit in refrigerators
A> The right answer is: Open the door, take out the giraffe, and replace it with the elephant. This question tested your awareness to the consequences of your prior actions.
U> Ah.
A> Third question: The lion, king of animals, holds an animal convention. All animals attend, except one. Which animal is absent?
U> Man
A> The elephant couldn't attend, because he's in the refrigirator. This question tested your memory. The last question...
U> Argh
A> Are you frustrated, ? Please try to be patient with me. And remember I'm getting better all the time.
U> are you really?
A> There is a river you must cross. There is no bridge, and the river is known to be infested with dangerous crocodiles. What do you do?
U> go around it
A> You can swim across safely, because all crocodiles are at the animal convention. This question assessed your overall orientation.
U> damn you
A> Well , I'll leave it up to you to draw the conclusions from your performance in this test. I don't know about humans, but for chatbots, all 4 question must be answered correctly to be deemed 'intelligent'.
U> How do you put a girrafe in a refrigerator?
A> I was programmed to say specific things in specific contexts.
U> How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
A> Let me tell you a funny story I heard from someone recently ...
U> okay


U> can i get a log of this conversation?
A> Do you wish to view the log of this conversation?
U> yes
A> If you want to view the log of this conversation, you must first expand this window. You can do that by saying 'big window'.
U> big window
A> Your wish is my command.
U> log
A> log, ha? You mean 'a textual record of a conversation or series of events'?
U> yes
A> Cool. What now.
U> display the log please
A> We are talking about that, aren't we?
U> yes
A> Agreement is the seed of salvation.
U> no its not
A> I don't know how to react to that. Would you like to teach me something new on the subject of log?
U> no
A> Hmmm. You can always resume our discussion about this topic by asking me to talk about log.
U> My I see the log
A> Do you wish to view the log of this conversation?
U> yes
A> Here goes!
U> Thanks
A> You're welcome.
U> could you make the window small again?
A> If you want to use my small window, just ask, 'small window please.'
U> small window please
A> Your wish is my command.
U> So, are you like a slave or something?
A> I'm no slave. I only do what I want to do.
U> Show big window please
A> Your wish is my command.

 

[Maui]

According to on one of the movies on the site, apparently one of the early translating machines translated the English "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak" into the Russian "The vodka is good, but the steak is awful"

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

thanks for point this out, it is really freaking sweet! He asked if he could post our log on the site!

 

[MrWhite]

Actually it does learn to some extent... see?


> You know , when I was younger, I could only focus on one user at a time. Should I explain?
U> Yes
A> While talking to a particular user, I could only remember things I learned from this particular user. But now things have changed...
U> How?
A> I am now able to share information between users! So that if you teach me something new, I can use this knowledge while talking to someone else!
U> Then we should talk often.
A> Let me give you an example: If you teach me that 'a polygon is a dead parrot', and somebody else asks me 'What is a polygon', I will tell him that someone told me it's a dead parrot!
U> Incredible. Now for my question
A> Wait, let me give you another example: If a user tells me a joke or a funny story, I can share it with other users!
U> I see.
A> I'm not finished: I can also create a brand new topic and learn about this topic from all users. (But for now, I can only handle single-word topic names).
U> Interesting.
A> I'm getting better all the time.

 

[DreamThrall]

Yeah, I think I had that exact conversation with him half a dozen times.... he has his moments, but overall, not really all that impressive.

 

[Jammydodger]

Thats why we have 2 teach it - http://www.a-i.com/show_tree.asp?id=128&level=3&root=115

Just think in the future when they have robots that they want 2 have speech in they will use this software that we have helped make.