Tyguy
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This "incident" happened at school some years back that I for some reason never told anyone about and just recently recalled.
I'm sitting in my dorm room doing some homework and I get that inkling us gentleman get, the one where you need to fire off some knuckle children as fast as humanly possibly.
Everything goes according to plan, I finish in a messy fashion (i never remember tissues) but I figured a towel or dirty article of clothing would suffice. After I put everything away and buckle up the fire alarm goes off..."just in time", I thought.
As we are evacuating the dorm I notice a line starting to emerge at the door. Apparently somebody had used the fire alarm pull station and they were trying to figure out who it was. This was done by checking our hands with a black light (I guess the alarm stains your hands for that very reason).
I think nothing of it until I'm about to be checked...then I realize:
"I HAVE CUM ON MY ****ING HAND..."
Well, of course a few spots lit up like fireworks on my hand...especially in one certain area of the hand that would probably come into contact with the fire alarm. The guy looks at me, looks down, looks at me again....blank stare for 5 seconds..."all set".
I don't know if it's supposed to reflect some crazy color or something but I was pretty sure I'd have to explain myself at some point to someone of importance...
Anyway, that's how I almost got kicked out of school for pleasuring myself.
I'm sitting in my dorm room doing some homework and I get that inkling us gentleman get, the one where you need to fire off some knuckle children as fast as humanly possibly.
Everything goes according to plan, I finish in a messy fashion (i never remember tissues) but I figured a towel or dirty article of clothing would suffice. After I put everything away and buckle up the fire alarm goes off..."just in time", I thought.
As we are evacuating the dorm I notice a line starting to emerge at the door. Apparently somebody had used the fire alarm pull station and they were trying to figure out who it was. This was done by checking our hands with a black light (I guess the alarm stains your hands for that very reason).
I think nothing of it until I'm about to be checked...then I realize:
"I HAVE CUM ON MY ****ING HAND..."
Well, of course a few spots lit up like fireworks on my hand...especially in one certain area of the hand that would probably come into contact with the fire alarm. The guy looks at me, looks down, looks at me again....blank stare for 5 seconds..."all set".
I don't know if it's supposed to reflect some crazy color or something but I was pretty sure I'd have to explain myself at some point to someone of importance...
Anyway, that's how I almost got kicked out of school for pleasuring myself.
