A message from Peter Molyneux's son to the Valve team

"Hey dad, I want to make a video about Half-Life 3, but I need your help with the camera."

"No problem, son, let's take it out to the yard."

"Thanks dad, but... look, I know what you're like around cameras, okay? Can you promise to hold off on the Fable hype long enough for me to make a two minute video about something completely unrelated? Pretty please?"

"I'll do what I can, m'boy." *twitch*
 
I don't want Peter Molyneux to talk unless he's talking about Black and White.
 
This video made me ask myself, does Gabe Newell have any children?
 
Gargantou said:
This video made me ask myself, does Gabe Newell have any children?
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Yes.
 
That preview image out of context.
 
Your move, Valve.

:D

Wouldn't be surprised if this got us a little something about ep3/HL3. Would be nice, so, please grant this little boys wish, Valve. <3

Peter had to get Fable 3 in there though didn't he. He can't help himself I suppose so you can't really blame the man!
 
Was that kid even able to walk when HL2 came out? "Waiting a long time" my arse.
 
:arms:
Not the members who were here pre-launch. Certainly not a 'vast majority' of them.
 
At least we know who is making all those threads about HL3 here...
 
"That was my dad... eh was bein' a bit of a silly person there"

cute.
 
I couldn't understand half of what he was saying.
 
I bet the kid plays L4D with full gore. Little shit.
 
CptStern said:
this applies to a vast majority of hl2.net members pre hl2 launch
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Just because you were around when the very first computers were being hammered together doesn't mean everyone is under the age of 10.
 
StarBob said:
Just because you were around when the very first computers were being hammered together doesn't mean everyone is under the age of 10.
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stern was very old when the first computers where know,he just hates new things like any old man do

also it would be cool if gabe replied whit a video where he stare at the camera silent and motionless and them lombardi whisper to hir ear near the end and gabe says "we cant say anything right now"
 
Krynn72 said:
I couldn't understand half of what he was saying.
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Fair enough. I don't recall him using the words "sit", "stay", "heel", "good dog", "bad dog", "go to bed" or your name.
 
Krynn72 said:
I couldn't understand half of what he was saying.
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He was politely saying "Dear Valve, please can you release a little bit of information about HL3 to me because you should feel sorry for me because i'm ginger and Peter Molyneux is my dad".

He struggled with the words a little, because his inside voice was saying; "Goddam it Valve, where the hell is my HL3 bitches?!! I've been waiting since I first played HL2 (2 weeks ago) to play it and I demand you get a move on".
 
<RJMC> said:
stern was very old when the first computers where know,he just hates new things like any old man do

also it would be cool if gabe replied whit a video where he stare at the camera silent and motionless and them lombardi whisper to hir ear near the end and gabe says "we cant say anything right now"
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Charles Babbage was my understudy. also reading your horribly written posts is not unlike gouging my eyes with a broken pencil
 
Creator/director of the Fable series.
 
<RJMC> said:
also it would be cool if gabe replied whit a video where he stare at the camera silent and motionless and them lombardi whisper to hir ear near the end and gabe says "we cant say anything right now"
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:LOL: That is the greatest possible response Gabe could give.
 
Ha! This is clearly Microsoft being pricks again since they own Peter (and his son). They have been peeved with Valve ever since the whole Gabe/PS3/E3/Portal 2 thing. What a bunch of dumbshits.

I bet that kid was created in a lab. Peter shot his load LONG ago. :p
 
my dream come true would be Valve doing a followup video to the video shown....and pants would be shat
 
Eejit said:
:arms:
Not the members who were here pre-launch. Certainly not a 'vast majority' of them.
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:arms:

Sadly it doesn't say I've been here that long, because I've been banned multiple times because back then I was a hormonal pubescent piece of shit.
 
When he pushes Peter Molynueax's face off the camera and says "Get away", that's what I imagine everyone doing in their head whenever he starts talking about the new disappointing thing he came up with.
 
This thread is a win. You guys should be paid for writing here.
 
"Really great work you're doing and stuff... and all that stuff."


You had us at "stuff".
 
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