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Why?
Before you started smoking and you would sit around with friends, parents, or loved ones who smoked, did you sit there smelling that sweet, delicious 2nd hand smoke WISHING and YEARNING that your lungs could be the lucky tar filled lungs of the smokers?
Or was it each trip to the gas station where you watched your friends, parents, or loved ones shell out a mere $4 to $8 dollars for those 20 sticks of orgasmic pleasure.
Or was it simply your lust for the opposite sex with their seductive yellow teeth and unmistakable smoker's cough?
Did you decide one day your car didn't have that special smell, and the only way to fix it was to smoke, or maybe you thought the interior wasn't ashy or fogged up enough, or maybe you thought your car's pristine interior didn't have enough character so you needed to scar it up a bit with some burn holes to give it that special appearance.
Maybe it was the image; those sexy women holding that phallic object, slowly brining it to their lips to take a light puff, hold, and release the smoky mountain flavor into the air and then finish up with a gentle flick into this:
Ah yes, the ashtray, the sexiest thing about smoking. God I love smokers, the 2nd sexiest thing a woman could do is smoke; which falls right after having a fetish for defecating on my chest and right before having a penis.
So which aspect of smoking was that it made you take that first puff?
Before you started smoking and you would sit around with friends, parents, or loved ones who smoked, did you sit there smelling that sweet, delicious 2nd hand smoke WISHING and YEARNING that your lungs could be the lucky tar filled lungs of the smokers?
Or was it each trip to the gas station where you watched your friends, parents, or loved ones shell out a mere $4 to $8 dollars for those 20 sticks of orgasmic pleasure.
Or was it simply your lust for the opposite sex with their seductive yellow teeth and unmistakable smoker's cough?
Did you decide one day your car didn't have that special smell, and the only way to fix it was to smoke, or maybe you thought the interior wasn't ashy or fogged up enough, or maybe you thought your car's pristine interior didn't have enough character so you needed to scar it up a bit with some burn holes to give it that special appearance.
Maybe it was the image; those sexy women holding that phallic object, slowly brining it to their lips to take a light puff, hold, and release the smoky mountain flavor into the air and then finish up with a gentle flick into this:
Ah yes, the ashtray, the sexiest thing about smoking. God I love smokers, the 2nd sexiest thing a woman could do is smoke; which falls right after having a fetish for defecating on my chest and right before having a penis.
So which aspect of smoking was that it made you take that first puff?