A riddle for you

[Ikerous]

penis' have height now?

Are you saying your penis is only two dimensional? ;

 

[Pesmerga]

penis' have height now?

Depends if I'm happy enough.

 

[Nat Turner]

There's length and diameter, together covering 3d. No need for height, folks.

 

[AntiAnto]

Height: The distance from the base of something to the top.

 

[Nat Turner]

Height: The distance from the base of something to the top.

Yeah but it doesn't go straight up normally, just horizontally.

 

[OvA]

I would post in a tiny font, but it might be too clever for your minds.

 

[AntiAnto]

So what, the top could be understood as the farthest part from a given reference point, which do not only apply to vertical things.

 

[Pesmerga]

Yeah but it doesn't go straight up normally, just horizontally.

Mine is a flag pole. You have a pool net. Hahaha, funny.

 

[Qonfused]

My penis is an infinity. Pwnt.

 

[Nat Turner]

My penis is an infinity. Pwnt.

Then there would be no space for women!

 

[kirovman]

My penis is an infinity. Pwnt.

An infinite loop? Lol!

 

[Beerdude26]

An infinite loop? Lol!

That might explain why he's continually playing with himself...

 

[Nat Turner]

An infinite loop? Lol!

His "infinity penis" will never get up cuz there's not enough blood to do so. Even drugs can't help him there.

 

[kirovman]

Yeah, I'd rather be proportional and good looking than endowed with a massive dong that looks like the world's largest tumour.

 

[Qonfused]

His "infinity penis" will never get up cuz there's not enough blood to do so. Even drugs can't help him there.

;(

 

[Qonfused]

Yeah, I'd rather be proportional and good looking than endowed with a massive dong that looks like the world's largest tumour.

I would so sig that if I had space.

 

[Nat Turner]

Yeah, I'd rather be proportional and good looking than endowed with a massive dong that looks like the world's largest tumour.

Not to mention it would take over 20 billion years for the feeling from the tip to pass to the other end.