A Story For an Image contest I

[Cavalry]

This is like writing a speculative essay, but shorter.

Rules-
no more than 3 paragraphs, but at least 1
EDIT- The OP cannot make their own story to their own image.
Thats all, and, at the end, HL2.net can vote for the person that they believe had the best story (or funniest/most epic)
The winner will start the second round by finding a new image and tweaking the rules to their liking.

Ready
Here's the first image.

Good Luck:thumbs:

 

[Dekstar]

Man bred with chicken lays rugby ball shaped egg, others planned.​

Recent developments in Gene-splicing have been a let-down for Ed Sammich, who, after spending $20,000 on what was thought to be propietary surgery designed to enhance his sexual performance backfired.

"I told the surgeon I wanted to lay more," said the 23 year old telemarketer, "turns out he [the surgeon] didn't quite understand me."

Ed's genes were spliced with a hen's, gaining him the ability to lay (deformed due to complications in Ed's biology) eggs.

The photo above was taken as Ed was running from reporters.

An interview with Ed's surgeon, Doctor Eisenwhizch, revealed the reason for the mix-up. "I'm partly to blame, but Ed should have known -- I'm a cluck, not a quack."

Ed is planning on pressing charges.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

Brilliant.

 

[evil^milk]

thread over

cool idea brw.

 

[Emporius]

Allll Blaaaaaaaacks!

 

[Dekstar]

We need more people to write!

 

[Cavalry]

Yeah, If there are no more entries, then I declare dekstar the winner, Dekstar, would you like to make the Story For An Image Contest II?

 

[Tyguy]

"This is not a football", thought Jose Alverez as he run down the newly cut field. The ball held tightly to his chest and he exhaustingly ran for what seemed like an eternity. "Why do some people have innies and some people have outties?" was heard from Jose by on-lookers who reportedly witnessed the same man shave his pubic hairs with a butter knife in front of the police station. "We just thought he brought dinner rolls outside. Then he turned and i was like no way!"

The towns police chief stated "Jose Alverez is a mentally disturbed and dangerous individual. We arent sure why he plays rugby, but we're almost 100% positive that if this entire situation was being written on a forum, the writer would have no way of ending it"

 

[Dekstar]

SFAIC II POSTED!