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what basically is hl1 about? i never played a hl game b4.
 
yeah but the aliens come and help you to defeat himmler's scissor army
 
inkined said:
what basically is hl1 about? i never played a hl game b4.

Were you born yesterday, maybe?

You better star playin' it boy, or you'll gonna get some :flame: (believe me, it's for your own good ;) )
 
Wiffleless is correct.

You battle your way through hordes of neo-nazis using any weapon you can find. Pencils, toilets, wooden slingshots. It's a fantastic game.
 
'never played' and 'hl' dont go well toghter.

FEED HIM TO THE HEADCRABS! :x :flame: (Do you know what that is?)
 
HL is a game that teaches a valuable life lesson. and that is to not be overconfident and push things beyond their limits, or you'll open a giant portal to another dimension for aliens to come through and jump on your face.
 
You also meet a band of monkeys who help you become friends with the neo-nazis. The monkeys play a vital role in the scheme of the story.

They are referred to as the "The wise monkeys of algoria"
 
poseyjmac said:
HL is a game that teaches a valuable life lesson. and that is to not be overconfident and push things beyond their limits, or you'll open a giant portal to another dimension for aliens to come through and jump on your face.

Gah... *sniffle* so true...
 
then you discover aliens have breeded a new cosmic race crossing monkeys and neonazis, and they will use it to attack you and try to haxor teh interweb
 
poseyjmac said:
HL is a game that teaches a valuable life lesson. and that is to not be overconfident and push things beyond their limits, or you'll open a giant portal to another dimension for aliens to come through and jump on your face.

alas, i learned this lesson too late, and my face is now the property of a small monkey shaped like a headcrab. those were the days.

[ P.S. i played Half-Life again last night, beat it in two hours ^^ ]
 
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