Absinthe
The Freeman
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I want to take this opportunity to give a nice big "**** you" to the human population.
So there I was yesterday, contemplating wether or not to purchase World of Warcraft. I figured I would since I had so much fun with my free trial. I pick it up, take it to the counter, purchase it, and head off a wee bit merrier.
I'm the kind of person that tends to throw reciepts away.
An hour ago, I open the box and see five pretty WoW discs in a sleeve and a nice fat manual. I load up my account page on Blizzard's site and I'm informed that I need to punch in my new authentication key and I'll be all set. Dandy!
Except I have no authentication key. It's mysteriously ****ing missing. I search through the manual, the box, the discs, the sleeve, and find nothing. I do a quick search on the internet as to where the location of this key would be, chalking up my inability to find it to me being an idiot. "On the sleeve with the CD's!" they cry. I look down and find, to my utter shock, that there is a giant tear where the key should be located. Indeed, it looks as if some jackass has tampered with the box and ripped the key from the sleeve.
I am so angry I could eat a kitten.
So I basically want to thank the world for being full of jackasses. I can only pray that I'm allowed to return the game without proof of purchase.
So there I was yesterday, contemplating wether or not to purchase World of Warcraft. I figured I would since I had so much fun with my free trial. I pick it up, take it to the counter, purchase it, and head off a wee bit merrier.
I'm the kind of person that tends to throw reciepts away.
An hour ago, I open the box and see five pretty WoW discs in a sleeve and a nice fat manual. I load up my account page on Blizzard's site and I'm informed that I need to punch in my new authentication key and I'll be all set. Dandy!
Except I have no authentication key. It's mysteriously ****ing missing. I search through the manual, the box, the discs, the sleeve, and find nothing. I do a quick search on the internet as to where the location of this key would be, chalking up my inability to find it to me being an idiot. "On the sleeve with the CD's!" they cry. I look down and find, to my utter shock, that there is a giant tear where the key should be located. Indeed, it looks as if some jackass has tampered with the box and ripped the key from the sleeve.
I am so angry I could eat a kitten.
So I basically want to thank the world for being full of jackasses. I can only pray that I'm allowed to return the game without proof of purchase.