Advice: Guy keeps flirting with my girlfriend

[Sparta]

Just talk to her and don't be immature towards this jock guy. That's the best thing you can do.

 

[Icarus]

Wait...so you say a big jock guy is hitting on your girlfriend...
What's her name?You don't live in California by chance do you?

Just kidding

Try talking to him, he might not know she's your girl...

And stop with all the Jock bashing...we aren't all assholes...

 

[FoxDie]

Wait...so you say a big jock guy is hitting on your girlfriend...
What's her name?You don't live in California by chance do you?

Just kidding

Try talking to him, he might not know she's your girl...

And stop with all the Jock bashing...we aren't all assholes...

Pfft, jocks don't visit forums

I think it's funny how many internet tough guys like to come into the thread and say things like, "i r teh l33tbadass kick his asskk!!!11oneomghax"

 

[Dulrough]

Tell the jock that she has herpes, he will belive it, dumbass jock after all. Then he will leave her alone.

Unless he has it already or has a really ackward fetish...

 

[Skullhair]

Stab him in the throat with a knife and cut his F$#$# head off!

wow, did I just say that outloud?

Um.. what I meant to say was, um... um... tell him to go away!

 

[Icarus]

Pfft, jocks don't visit forums

Really...so I'm just in your imagination

dumbass jock after all

You could try dropping the stereotypes...

I'm trying to be as civilized as possible...without flaming back :angry:

 

[bliink]

Before this gets anymore off-topic/flamed, are you people actually working off the same definition of 'jock'?

 

[FoxDie]

Really...so I'm just in your imagination

You didn't think I was serious, did you? Don't worry, I'm not here to do any 'jock' bashing

 

[Icarus]

You didn't think I was serious, did you? Don't worry, I'm not here to do any 'jock' bashing

Of couse I didn't...
My sarcasm detector just wasn't working

 

[Dulrough]

You could try dropping the stereotypes...

I'm trying to be as civilized as possible...without flaming back :angry:

That was not a serious reply. :|
EDIT: My reply, that is, looked confusing...

 

[Letters]

Drop the stereotypes, you say, yet you classify yourself into a stereotype and take it as an instult when someone insults the stereotype... alrighty...

 

[FoxDie]

Of couse I didn't...
My sarcasm detector just wasn't working

Well we're going to have to get that fixed, we've got enough broken sarcasm detectors around here :thumbs:

 

[Dulrough]

In this thread I think it is safe to assume that anything remotely funny was made as a joke.

 

[bliink]

This thread is now: This

 

[Icarus]

Drop the stereotypes, you say, yet you classify yourself into a stereotype and take it as an instult when someone insults the stereotype... alrighty...

Jock-
n a person trained to compete in sports

Or if you want Slang it's

Jock-
Slang. One characterized by excessive concern for machismo

Machismo-
adj A strong or exaggerated sense of masculinity stressing attributes such as physical courage, virility, and aggressiveness

nowhere does it say "stupid" or "dumb" or "asshole"

 

[Letters]

While you're at it, why don't you look up 'context'...

 

[<RJMC>]

Hey all, things are still going great with my girlfriend except for one small problem.

My girlfriend is friends with this guy, who's an egotistical, jock dumbass and is completely evil to anyone who's not an attractive teenage girl. Hence, my girlfriend thinks he's a really nice guy, but the rest of us know the truth...

Anyways.

The problem is he's been flirting with my girlfriend, online and off. Calling her occasionally, asking if she was single yet, and being extremely flirtacious online and on the phone.

So what do you guys think I should do about this? I guess the natural thing to do would be to give him a broken nose, but this kid is like 3 times my size, so that is definitely not an option.

Any advice?

why do not talk to your girlfriend about that?
but dont get the things worse

 

[Icarus]

While you're at it, why don't you look up 'context'...

I wasn't pissed for him calling someone a jock...just the "dumbass jock" comments.

The dumbass part is the stereotype...

and I never once refered to myself as a "dumbass jock"
I'm a jock, as in the defintions posted...

EDIT: thats being sensible there, <RJMC>

 

[Dulrough]

Hmmm off topic...
So, have you decieded what you are gonna do yet? Violence? Talking? Mafia?

 

[bliink]

Attention please, I would like to reiterate a point about this thread!

 

[<RJMC>]

thats being sensible there, <RJMC>

so?
in my opinion is one the best thing he can do

 

[Icarus]

so?
in my opinion is one the best thing he can do

I know, I'm complimenting you for it...it is a very sensible thing to do

 

[Tr0n]

Attention please, I would like to reiterate a point about this thread!

DE-RAILED MOFO!

 

[Icarus]

bliink is right, this has gone way to far Off-Topic


CptHawkeye, talk to her first...if that doesn't work, Go straight to the guy...say "Dude, this is my girlfriend" hopefully he'll respect you being a man about it and back off

 

[Cybernoid]

Hey all, things are still going great with my girlfriend except for one small problem.

My girlfriend is friends with this guy, who's an egotistical, jock dumbass and is completely evil to anyone who's not an attractive teenage girl. Hence, my girlfriend thinks he's a really nice guy, but the rest of us know the truth...

Anyways.

The problem is he's been flirting with my girlfriend, online and off. Calling her occasionally, asking if she was single yet, and being extremely flirtacious online and on the phone.

So what do you guys think I should do about this? I guess the natural thing to do would be to give him a broken nose, but this kid is like 3 times my size, so that is definitely not an option.

Any advice?

Well, if you can't beat him up, ignore him. If your girlfriend really likes you, nothing will happen. If something happens, then it seems like she didn't like you that much after all (and if your description of the guy is accurate, your girlfriend wouldn't demonstrate much intelligence by leaving you for him).

 

[Icarus]

Well, if you can't beat him up, ignore him. If your girlfriend really likes you, nothing will happen. If something happens, then it seems like she didn't like you that much after all (and if your description of the guy is accurate, your girlfriend wouldn't demonstrate much intelligence by leaving you for him).

When a man steals your wife/girlfriend, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry.

Why would you want to be with someone who doesn't want to be with you?

 

[Sparta]

Just talk to her about him. Maybe you're just overreacting and being paranoid so don't go about it saying that she wants him and she shouldn't spend anymore time with him. She'll drop you faster then you can blink if you say that. Just stay calm and collected and talk to her about it, and stress the point that you dont want to seem too possesive and what not. That should sort it out.

but if the guy keeps flirting with her, talk to him and don't try to be confrontational about it. He should respect that, unless he's a total tool.

Oh and do a whole heap of romantic stuff with her. That way the chances of this guy stealing her will decrease by a mile. And if she ever does get with the other guy she'll have a WHOLE lot more guilt about leaving you

 

[DarkStar]

My advice?

Tell him to stop and if he doesn't listen...break his kneecaps.

 

[Cybernoid]

Just walk up to him and empty your magazine into his chest. End of story.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

Two words.

Voodoo doll.

 

[The Dark Elf]

This thread is now: This

Indeed

*locked*

Hope you get it all sorted out Hawkeye in time to get back to the 4077th