Ah Flies!

[-Psy-]

Is it me or are flies completely retarded?

They just fly in circles even when you open the nearest window and/or door. They seem to go everywhere but through them. :|

This is what I hate about the Summer. D:

 

[Tyguy]

My fly just goes up and down....

 

[WacK]

Flys are retarded bees.

 

[CyberPitz]

Flys are retarded bees.

And bees are retarded wasps!

 

[Asknoone]

I usually spray them with Air Wick. Pwned fly.

 

[The Monkey]

Flies should be shot, I hate them.

When you've turned the lights off to sleep, you always hear a "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" after a minute or so. Then the fly terrorise you the entire night. Then when you go on a revenge tour the next morning, the fucker is nowhere to be found. They ought to be shot, all of them.

 

[-Psy-]

I've been woken up twice by a fly. :|

 

[Tyguy]

its fun to catch them and glue 'em to a paper airplane

 

[CyberPitz]

I want to get a bug zapper outside my front door by the light, so at night, I can watch the "fireworks!"

Maybe get it in my room while I'm at it...that way they won't buzz on me :O

 

[Asknoone]

its fun to catch them and glue 'em to a paper airplane

Now that's just awesome.

 

[Tyguy]

I had an airplane in the air for 30 seconds...i timed it, absolutely hilarious

 

[Pulse]

Moths are the worst, flying into light bulbs and all. Hilarious to watch them fry however.

 

[Dynasty]

I have fun with ones i catch:

catch a fly without killing it, and cover it with something and stick it in the fridge. yes the fridge. fly goes to sleep and shouldnt move after an hour or 2. Once you think its had enough sleep, take it out of the fridge, and put it in an ash tray, covering it with warm ash from a cigarette (not fresh ash as thatll burn it to death). wait for a short while and the fly should wake up, crawl out and fly off.

Before it flies off, kill it for a laugh and to benefit society...naturally.

 

[Qonfused]

Flies should be shot, I hate them.

If you could manage to send a bullet through a fly, I could lend you my ass for the summer.

 

[-Psy-]

I would dip one in liquid nitrogen then put it in a microwave and watch the fireworks and pieces of fly go everywhere!

 

[leib10]

Moths are the worst, flying into light bulbs and all. Hilarious to watch them fry however.

I hate that crap you get on your hands when you pick them up.








And yeah, flies suck.

 

[<RJMC>]

hope you dont find this fly

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beelzebub

 

[-Psy-]

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That made me lol.