Aim screen name Half Life

[halflifeaim]

Iv'e had this name for a while and I think its time to move on. I figured Id post it here if anyone is interested in buying it from me. If you are just IM me on half life and we can talk it over. I included a picture of it also. Thanks.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I'd buy that for a dorra!

 

[Sam]

Can I pay you in rape dollars?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Vote close.

 

[MJ12]

Zero Buddies, Zero Family.

 

[halflifeaim]

tough crowd eh. i dont have any friends, too busy playing half life.

 

[Sam]

Vote close.

You're going to get a whole lot of rape dollars for nothing.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Mr. Life, I can't blame you because you are new to these parts, but that is not how we do things here. We must have an auction.

Ahem.

Lot #1, a fantastic original 'Half-Life' Instant Messenger nickname or 'handle', in mint condition. The bidding shall begin at one US dollar.

*bangs hammer*

that'sonedollaranyadvanceononedollarsteprightup

 

[halflifeaim]

sorry im new to the internetz made so many mistakes in 1 post.

 

[Sam]

I'm out.

 

[Sulkdodds]

onedollaronlyonedollaranadvanceononedollarTWODOLLARSfromtheOPtwodollarsanyadvanceontwodollars

 

[Sam]

Can I add the money from the previous two bidders together to bid three dollars without actually paying anything?

 

[Dalamari]

I'd pay for Half-Life, but not "half life"

**** this half-assed shit

 

[Sulkdodds]

twodollarsanyadvanceontwodollarsanyTHREEfromthescotsdrummerinrow2THREEDOLLARShandsupanyadvanceonthreedollarsthreedollarsanyadvanceonthree

 

[halflifeaim]

lol you cant have dashes in aim, half life is as close as it gets

 

[Sulkdodds]

anyadvanceonFIVE!fivefromtomatofivedollarscanIseetenanyoneten

 

[Dalamari]

Well then $0 is as close as you're gonna get

 

[Sam]

Eight dollars.

 

[Sulkdodds]

seetendoiseetenidoTEN!fromtheOPanyadvancecaniseetwelveanyadvancebiddingstandsattenanyadvanceontencaniseetwelve

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

TWELVE DOLLARS.


Ya fegit.

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

One million dollars!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

GOD DAMN IT. **** you Hunter. UHH..

Can I pay in bananas and what's left of my soul?

 

[Sulkdodds]

anytwelveTWELVE!tobananamananyadvanceontwelveanyadvance

ONE

MILLION

DOLLARSfromthebrokenrobodogthat'sONE MILLIONdoiseeanyadvancedoiseetwomillion

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

*Evil snicker laugh*

 

[Sulkdodds]

twomilliondoiseetwomilliononeandahalfanyadvance

 

[Sam]

50 yen.

 

[MJ12]

So how does this actually work? Do we give some mysterious guy on the internet trying to sell a screen our Credit Card Information? Or do we mail you a dollar?

Sounds worth it.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'll give my virginity for it! No really I'll **** Sulkdodds AND the OP for it!

 

[Sulkdodds]

TWOMILLIONfromthedrummeranyadvancedoiseethreedoiseeSEXUALFAVOURSfrombananamananyadvanceonSEXUALFAVOURS

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

3 million, some pocket lint...and just one sock

I'll give my virginity for it! No really I'll **** Sulkdodds AND the OP for it!

Well I'll **** everyone on this thread!!!! With the bid I placed above

 

[Sam]

Three.

GOD DAMN IT. ****ING HUNTERS.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Four.

 

[Sulkdodds]

threefromhunterdrummerpippedtothepostthreemillionanyadvanceonTHREEMILLIOndoiseefiveorfurthersexualfavoursfurthersexualfavoursanyadvanceonFOURfourmillionfrombananamanthatsfourmilliondoiseefiveormoresexcomeonthesex

 

[Sam]

Two point five.

 

[Sam]

Eli Vance.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Seven point twenty. Plus Kamikazie's colostomy bag.

 

[nipples]

Blow job.

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

Whatever sexual fantasy you have, I'll do...with 10 MILLION DOLLARS

 

[Sulkdodds]

doiseefiveELIVANCE!that'selivancedoIseeSEVENMILLIONsevenmillionladiesandgentlemenanyadvanceonsevenmillionanyadvancedoiseeeightTENMILLIONdoiseetwentyanyonetwentyormoresex

 

[nipples]

Rim job.