Aim screen name Half Life

[Disrupted_Hunter]

Zjob!!!

 

[nipples]

Nip job.

 

[Sam]

I'll throw in Magnusson too. It's cruel to split them up anyway.

 

[nipples]

Toe job.

 

[Sulkdodds]

RIMJOBanyadvanceonRIMJOBANDNIPJOBdoIseehandjobdoIseeMAGNUSSONanyadvanceonTOEJOBanyadvanceonTOEJOBdoIseeanadvancedoIseeanadvanceonTOEJOB

going

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

I'll give you a flaming amazon!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Boston Steamer.

 

[Sulkdodds]

goi - BOSTONSTEAMER!anydvanceionbostomsteamersavedbythebellbybananmanbostonsteamerdoiseemissisipi?

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

Donkey Punch

 

[Sam]

I'll give you a flaming Oxford English student.

 

[nipples]

Hand job.

F***, every type of job imaginable.

 

[Sulkdodds]

everytypeofjobthat'severytypeanyadvanceoneverytypeanyadvance

 

[Sulkdodds]

Going -

 

[Sulkdodds]

Going - !

 

[Sulkdodds]

SOLD to Mr. Nipples for every type of sexual favour imaginable to be performed on Sulkdodds.

 

[Krynn72]

Repossessed by Ravenholm Auctioneers.

(post was a bid)

 

[nipples]

Gone?

Victorious.

 

[MJ12]

I'll give you one KRYNN

 

[Sam]

I bid...


ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

Damn this! *Throws top hat on the ground and storms out*

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'll give you Antarctica.

Edit:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Spoiler

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

 

[Sulkdodds]

Gentlemen, thank you all. The auction is over. No more bids, please.

Mr. Nipples, Mr. Life (henceforth 'The OP'), you may proceed to arrange between yourselves the handover of the item for the price agreed.

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

*Comes back in* I forgot my hat *picks up hat*

I love how this made 5 pages in a matter of minutes

 

[Sam]

I already bid a Sulkdodds. You guyssssss.

 

[Sulkdodds]

The next lot is this incredible hand-carved infraction...can I start the bidding at one post?

 

[Krynn72]

Repossessed by Ravenholm Auctioneers.

(post was a bid)

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

One post!

 

[Sam]

Sorry, it's a set price. We have a menu you can browse while I can get you a drink or an appetiser of some foreplay.

 

[MJ12]

I bid the control of Sulkdodd's Position as Moderator for one infraction.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Two posts!

 

[Krynn72]

Wait, can I bid on the opportunity to perform sexual favours on Sulkdodds?

Repossessed by Ravenholm Auctioneers.

 

[Sulkdodds]

IseeonepostsIseetwothreeTHREEPOSTSanyadvanceonthreedoiseefourFIVEpostsanyadvanceonfive!

Wait, can I bid on the opportunity to perform sexual favours on Sulkdodds?

If you wish to share the burden of the payment with Mr. Nipples, you may discuss it with him privately.

 

[MJ12]

One post, Two Post
Three Post, Four

I want that infraction
GIVE ME ONE MORE!!!

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

Can we bid sexual favors again??? =D

 

[Sulkdodds]

tenpostsanyadvanceontendoiseetwenty
doIseetwentyanyadvanceontenten

going once

 

[Krynn72]

Repossessed by Ravenholm Auctioneers.

(post was winning bid)

 

[Sulkdodds]

going twice!

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

Aw crap, I'm out of posts and sex

 

[Sulkdodds]

TWENTYPOSTSANDSEXUALFAVOURStothedoganyadvanceonthatdoIseetwenty-five

 

[Sulkdodds]

Going once!