Aim screen name Half Life

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I'll throw in Magnusson too. It's cruel to split them up anyway.
 
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goi - BOSTONSTEAMER!anydvanceionbostomsteamersavedbythebellbybananmanbostonsteamerdoiseemissisipi?
 
I'll give you a flaming Oxford English student.
 
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SOLD to Mr. Nipples for every type of sexual favour imaginable to be performed on Sulkdodds.
 
Repossessed by Ravenholm Auctioneers.

(post was a bid)
 
I'll give you Antarctica.

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Gentlemen, thank you all. The auction is over. No more bids, please.

Mr. Nipples, Mr. Life (henceforth 'The OP'), you may proceed to arrange between yourselves the handover of the item for the price agreed.
 
*Comes back in* I forgot my hat *picks up hat*

I love how this made 5 pages in a matter of minutes
 
I already bid a Sulkdodds. You guyssssss.
 
The next lot is this incredible hand-carved infraction...can I start the bidding at one post?
 
Repossessed by Ravenholm Auctioneers.

(post was a bid)
 
Sorry, it's a set price. We have a menu you can browse while I can get you a drink or an appetiser of some foreplay.
 
I bid the control of Sulkdodd's Position as Moderator for one infraction.
 
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Wait, can I bid on the opportunity to perform sexual favours on Sulkdodds?
If you wish to share the burden of the payment with Mr. Nipples, you may discuss it with him privately.
 
One post, Two Post
Three Post, Four

I want that infraction
GIVE ME ONE MORE!!!
 
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going once
 
Repossessed by Ravenholm Auctioneers.

(post was winning bid)
 
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