Alcohol soaked gummi bears?

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does anyone know a good how to? throwing a birthday party for my girlfriend next weekend and I wanted something everyone could get s*&# faced one.

preferably a recipe that also helps mask the alcohol would be most excellent.
 
Gummy Bears are so small this is a stupid idea, you'll never get drunk.

However, do not fear! I, Daniel Gillen, have a solution.

You will require: 5 Trendy Bottles, A Couple of Bottles of Vodka, Skittles - lot's of them.

Separate the skittles into piles, sorted by EM Wavelength (colour).

Then Pour the vodka into 5 equal size containers. Add the skittles, with a different colour in each container. Leave for a while.

Stir, then siv it out into another container. Then throw the skittles back in. Rinse repeat until you have 5 bottles of different coloured skittle vodka.

Then consume until bottles are empty, unconsciousness occurs or the rapture.

Best of luck
 
For all those times you wanted Type 2 diabetes to make friends with liver damage.
 
Put them in a bowl of vodka/medical alcohol for a few hours.
 
Solaris said:
Gummy Bears are so small this is a stupid idea, you'll never get drunk.

However, do not fear! I, Daniel Gillen, have a solution.

You will require: 5 Trendy Bottles, A Couple of Bottles of Vodka, Skittles - lot's of them.

Separate the skittles into piles, sorted by EM Wavelength (colour).

Then Pour the vodka into 5 equal size containers. Add the skittles, with a different colour in each container. Leave for a while.

Stir, then siv it out into another container. Then throw the skittles back in. Rinse repeat until you have 5 bottles of different coloured skittle vodka.

Then consume until bottles are empty, unconsciousness occurs or the rapture.

Best of luck
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barffffffffffffffffffffff
 
Skittles - A Rainbow, Whether It's Coming or Going
 
toaster leigh said:
HOLY **** YOU ARE SUCH A WOMAN THAT I WOULD FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE HAVING YOU IN THE MILITARY OR POLICE FORCE (FOR EXAMPLE)
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I recognise this piece of political satire with good humour, and, appreciation.
 
Tristen soaks tobacco and blood in her vodka like a real man.
 
Skittles vodka rocks. Though I don't separate the colours, I just bang them all in and its awesome. Yum.
 
Never heard of that man, and if I haven't heard of it in my many years of getting shit faced probably not a good idea unless they know something in Canda that we don't. Doesn't sound like gummi bears could absorb alcohol very well.

The most obvious classic party drink that will get everyone ****ed up is jungle juice:

http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink7799.html

190 proof. Mixed doesn't taste bad at all. So do that.
 
Soak a tampon in alcohol and stick it in your butt.
 
No Limit said:
Lol, didn't some chick die doing just that?
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Well, I assume she used her vagina, as that seems to be the more obvious place for a woman. Play to your strengths I always say. Actually, that was the first time I said that.

But I digress. Less talking, moar bum-tampons!
 
Skittles vodka just sounds awful to me. I imagine it being REALLY syrupy. Like, you know when you put like 30 skittles in your mouth and munch on them and all the syrup flavor shit fills your mouth.

But now in drink form.
 
ZT said:
Skittles vodka just sounds awful to me. I imagine it being REALLY syrupy. Like, you know when you put like 30 skittles in your mouth and munch on them and all the syrup flavor shit fills your mouth.

But now in drink form.
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I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
 
Okay, imagine soaking the Skittle syrup in a tampon, and then shoving it up your ass!

Win win.
 
Tampons soaked in vitaminwater?


.....Just wondering.
 
Flavored Bacardi rum and Sprite. I would recommend Orange or Apple, but any will do. The Sprite dilutes the rum just enough so that it barely tastes like alcohol. Really easy to drink for those who don't like liquor, and it will probably **** them up before they know it, so take care.

If you're looking for foodstuffs, jello shots are always a classic.
 
Why isn't there an invention, where it's like a single shot grenade launcher, that shoots jello shots into crowds? Get it, shots?

That would be awesome man. Being the jello shot guy. You come to the party with an ammo belt of jello shots around you, and you just load them into your jello shot gun and shoot them into people's mouths.
 
Solaris said:
Gummy Bears are so small this is a stupid idea, you'll never get drunk.

However, do not fear! I, Daniel Gillen, have a solution.

You will require: 5 Trendy Bottles, A Couple of Bottles of Vodka, Skittles - lot's of them.

Separate the skittles into piles, sorted by EM Wavelength (colour).

Then Pour the vodka into 5 equal size containers. Add the skittles, with a different colour in each container. Leave for a while.

Stir, then siv it out into another container. Then throw the skittles back in. Rinse repeat until you have 5 bottles of different coloured skittle vodka.

Then consume until bottles are empty, unconsciousness occurs or the rapture.

Best of luck
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Skittle vodka is a waste of time, just buy flavoured vodka if you really want it..
 
Dekstar said:
Skittles - Taste The RainbLAAARRGHGHHHHH
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I laughed and laughed.

**** all that alcohol... seriously. It gives me a raging headache that makes me want to never drink again after the first few sips.
 
ZT said:
Why isn't there an invention, where it's like a single shot grenade launcher, that shoots jello shots into crowds? Get it, shots?

That would be awesome man. Being the jello shot guy. You come to the party with an ammo belt of jello shots around you, and you just load them into your jello shot gun and shoot them into people's mouths.
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PaddysShotgun5.gif
 
Awesome episode. And fantastic gif.


Does your cat make too much noise!?
 
And that's how I learned ZT's alternate personality watches It's Always Sunny.
 
Krynn72 said:
I think I read/saw something with a doctor saying that its impossible to get intoxicated through the butt. It can kill you, but not even get you buzzed.

It might have been something else though. I hear a lot of butthole related death stories for some reason, and its hard to keep track of them all.
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You can get very drunk very easily. However what you're really doing is introducing alcohol directly into your bloodstream - whereas ingesting alcohol ensures it is filtered through the liver, an alcohol enema, if you will, bypasses this system of protection entirely. As a result it's incredibly easy to get alcohol poisoning, as you absorb far more alcohol than you would if you merely drank it.
 
My own recipe

4 bunched of bananas. Slightly brown for best texture/flavor/sweetness.
10 kiwi fruit
1 container frozen orange juice (100% juice)
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 tablespoons lemon juice (or 1 fresh-squeezed lemon)

Blend

1 bottle 80-proof vodka (Stoli quality or better)

Mix
Freeze

You can blend again when ready to serve for the best texture. Feel free to replace the kiwi with strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, blackberries or similar fruit.... but only 1 fruit (keep it simple).
 
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