Aliens did WHAT?!

[T-6000]

This has to be one of the silliest things I have read from any news site!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...-nuclear-missiles-say-US-military-pilots.html

Aliens infiltrated a base and deactivated some missiles?! Really?! They expect me to buy this?! What's next, U.S. Special Forces are undergoing covert operations against Predators?!

 

[Vegeta897]

Dude, US military pilots never lie.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Aliens ate my homework.

 

[hakojo]

The fact that I didn't bat an eye upon reading this probably means I need to stop marathoning The X-Files.

 

[CyberPitz]

saw this at the 8club earlier this AM. There are so many weird alien related stories today. ****ing 2012.

 

[Stigmata]

I want to believe dot jay peg et cetera, but seriously. If aliens were to interfere with us in just one way, disarming nuclear weapons would probably be the most likely, and most likely to keep us from actually destroying ourselves.

Wouldn't it be funny if, all this time, nuclear weapons had always been deactivated and governments were bluffing each other?

 

[MJ12]

Aliens are not real. This is fact.


Edited by Xorlax, Unquestioning Servant of Jupiter

 

[Raziaar]

If aliens existed, there would be rogue groups that didn't have any problem with revealing themselves to us either for benevolent or malevolent means.

Basically, we'd know about them if they existed.

 

[Danimal]

Remember that thread I made about Winston Churchill covering up UFO-related incidents during WW2? It was declassified and declared on a lot of mainstream news.

 

[AtomicSpark]

UFO != Aliens

The bogies could be Ruskies.

 

[Darkside55]

I believe it. The aliens saw Independence Day; they know what's up. They've gotta disarm those nuclear missiles before we bring down their shields.

 

[Warped]

do you think humans have the capability to shut down nukes remotely?? maybe an emp would do it, but i think with it being 2010 it could be possible but also ludicrous at the same time

 

[Bad^Hat]

If aliens existed, there would be rogue groups that didn't have any problem with revealing themselves to us either for benevolent or malevolent means.

Basically, we'd know about them if they existed.

Assuming they function in any way like humans. Could be a hive mind dealie.

 

[Higlac]

Assuming they function in any way like humans. Could be a hive mind dealie.

Enemy's gate is down?

 

[Yuri]

aliensgivegoodhead.com

 

[<RJMC>]

I want to believe dot jay peg et cetera, but seriously. If aliens were to interfere with us in just one way, disarming nuclear weapons would probably be the most likely, and most likely to keep us from actually destroying ourselves.

yeah right and them whitout the deterrent factor world war 3 breaks loose

 

[Stigmata]

What was it that Albert Einstein said about this? Something like "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with extraterrestrial antigravity machines and particle cannons."?

 

[Remus]

What was it that Albert Einstein said about this? Something like "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with extraterrestrial antigravity machines and particle cannons."?

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Klaatu Barada Nikto!

 

[Yuri]

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

you ruined it you dolt

 

[Solaris]

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

Well you're a **** load of fun aren't you.

 

[Barnz]

Xenu saved us.

 

[Remus]

you ruined it you dolt

Well you're a **** load of fun aren't you.

You're welcome.

 

[Bad^Hat]

lol i trol u

 

[Schall]

Lol.
Bricked shits.

@stig: That would be awesome.