All hail Sam-2k!

[Shamrock]

Happy birthday, you fat ass!



Love you!

 

[Eejit]

Happy birthday, maggot!

 

[Phobie]

Happy birthday Sammy <33333333333333333

cunnnnnnnnnt

 

[Raziaar]

Happy Birthday! Maybe for a change you won't bitch about this in this thread!

 

[Gray Fox]

Happy birthday

 

[Dekstar]

Happy Birthday Sammy, and also Septih, who probably doesn't visit here anymore, but is still sexy.

 

[Druckles]

Happy Birthing Day

 

[CyberPitz]

I hope you die.

No, seriously.

<3

 

[taviow]

Happy birthday!

I hope you don't die too slowly today!

<3

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

Merry birth anniversary!

 

[Stigmata]

Happy birthday Sam, you ell!

 

[JNightshade]

Happy birfday!

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Bappy Hirthday.

 

[Iron Kat]

Bappy Hirthday.

Dammit, that's my message, Piggy!!1
Oh well, I'll just have to say birthday happy, then, if no-one else has said that yet!!!
So: BIRTHDAY HAPPYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Emporius]

Happy Birthday man!

 

[Sulkdodds]

Daaaamn straight happy returns!

 

[Xendance]

Forgive me for hijacking this thread, but why did I fail to get one of these?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Where the hell is the little nugget?

 

[Cormeh]

Happy B'day Sam, buy a TV to celebrate.

 

[Krynn72]

Happy birthday sammy!

 

[Shakermaker]

Happy birthday dude.

 

[Druckles]

Forgive me for hijacking this thread, but why did I fail to get one of these?

Because no-one cares about you? I dunno.

I never got a birthday thread, but I didn't ask why. I just assumed that people had more important things to do that create a thread about someone's birthday. Someone whom they've never met.

 

[NeptuneUK]

Sam:

\o/

That is all.

PS - Cheese is a kind of meat.

 

[Druckles]

A tasty yellow feet?

 

[Asknoone]

Sam-2 who?

 

[Raziaar]

Well, whoever he is I know him better than that Samon guy.

 

[Nomad]

Happy birthday!
Oh my gawd! Raziaar changed his avatar!

 

[highlander]

Happeh Birthday!

 

[Septih]

Happy Birthday Sammy, and also Septih, who probably doesn't visit here anymore, but is still sexy.

I still stalk you on here... i mean visit.

 

[Sam]

Thanks guys.

 

[CyberPitz]

Shut it, this is for Sam-2k, not Sam-2k.

 

[Sam]

Oh.

I'll get me coat.

 

[CyberPitz]

No, you're coat is mine, and leave your shoes while you're here.

 

[taviow]

*points pistol to Sam-2k*

And give us your money...

 

[CyberPitz]

and virginity.

 

[taviow]

Indeed. Now where is your bed so we can start.

 

[CyberPitz]

I need your roof, also, as mine isn't pointy enough for my liking.

 

[taviow]

In fact, we need your whole house. You have one day to get out of there.

 

[CyberPitz]

I'll take your family, mines too...grungy.

 

[taviow]

Hey, I'm the one who's going to get his family.